The Brooklyn Daily Eagle from Brooklyn, New York • Page 15

THE BBOOKXilTN" DAILY EACMLE. KBWYORK, SUNDAY, AUGUST 18, 1901. EUROPEAN SCHOOLS. ONE OF ENGLAND'S TRAINING SHIPS. BERNESE OBERLAND POPULAR, TALES THAT ARE TOLD ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

atmosphere of gospel times. Neither from him nor from his followers did I listen to any interpretation of the New Testament that was flimsy or ridiculous. On the other hand, I missed In him any indication of a lofty spirituality such as might tempt one to think that Elijah had really come again In the flesh. He is a man of signs and wonders, and a born leader and organizer; but hardly more. It is but Just to state that The Lion, an old wooden two decker, is one Royal Navy.

The lads who are to be the seamen of the future are taken in nana at an picture shows the boys manning the yards in The tollowlnB are RBCOMMEXDBD by THE AXGLO CO.V T1NENTAL EDfCATIO.VAL ASSOCIATION. Address, C3 Roc Camliou, Paris. BELGIUM. BRUSSELS Rue du lluneau 61. ner.

GHENT Inatitut Kerchovo, Mile. Blrngrub 27 Rue do la, uiuer (glrisj. ENGLAND. ALPERTON HALL, near Harrow (boya). HARROGATE Ellesmere SL hool (boys).

IlECKENHAM. near London AliiiMiull Houam (Kirls). EASTBOURNE Gnuivlllo House, Cuudlclc Road. LONDON 57 Finchley road, St. John's Wood.

ritAME. PARIS The Amer! CoHpo (boys). I'AHIS Instltut Rudy, 1 Hue Caumurtin (boya). PARIS Anio Kaxon b'ciiool tboyiO. ST.

SEKVAN Chaieau io Bt au. fflunl (boys). BOVTLOG.S'E SUIi SiSINE (near Ja Pavilion Uu I des Princes (Kirls). NEUILLV iUR SEINE. PARIS Villa Rt Qeorgej, 11 bip.

Itvie Jftci iues Duiuu (Kirls). NEUILLY SL IJ SKlXE. PARIS 31 Hue du Chateau ijrirls). NEUILLY SUH SBI.VE 39 Boulevard du Chateau. PARlS I.a.Ues' ge.

Chateau d'AuteulI. 1C Rue Auteull (Kirls). PARIS 53 Ruo Cambon. Slnfrins lesnons. Apply.

PARIS Versailles. Rue Solferiuo. GERMANY. FREIBURG (Baden) 3 Dreinamstrosse (boya). BAD raEIE.VK'ALD AO Brurmenatrasna.

BERLIN 12 Lutzowstnisne (Kirls). GOTH A Duchecn Itlrla College (girls). HANOVER Elurnrahaftenstraase, II (qlrlsr). HANOVER Villa Sophia. Lowenfitrnsaa (jflrle).

ITALY. FLORENCE AnKlo Itallaji Collage, via S. Separata 111 i boys and FLORENCE International Inatitute. Villa Vie toria. 2 Vtule Amctluo (lilrls).

SWITZISIII.AXD. GENEVA (Lake on Chateau ilu Rosey, Rolle. LAUSANNE Closelet School (boya). MarHiruria. R.

Hnwltlns. NEUKCHATEL "Eeoles soondaires" (boys). VEVEV Slillss School (boys). BKRNE Weia enbuhlwes. 17.

Mra. Welti. GENEVA Le Cedro, Route do Chene Boufrerlea (Klrln). GENEVA La Rucho. Av.

dea Petlts Dellcea, Ruo Voltaire (girl). GENEVA Villa Clairmont. 33 Chemln de Chamnel (Kirls). LAUSANNE "Villa (clrls). LAUSANNE Clos Java.

3 Mme. Sanrinz. MCVTItEUX TEURITET Kdueiitioiial Establiah mom. EfisaKH (girl. is Av' mn.

lu Kur ETJE.OPEAN HOTELS. aw tx VU ijt S. Summer and Winter Resorts; TYROL. The capital ot Tyrol js tie th. Alp and moat beautlrully situated.

Drlnklnc water' unaurpanjeU. Theater. oits. Built Skating, Slelihlns. EnplMi elmr Hotel Tyrol.

I'ropi tor Curl Landsee. Illustrated pamphlets sent application. GRAND HOTEL de I'ATHENEE, IS RUE SCRIBE, OPPOSITE THE GRA.Vn OPF.RA. THE MODERN HOTEL OF PARIS. K.

ARMBIitiSTER. Ma linger. PA JUS. HOTEL D' Easy Communication to All Parts of the City. FROM 12 FRANCS.

INCLUDING PENSION. LIOUT AND t'LOUEXCU. VILLA l'lr every modern comfort pet fort Miiulturv ur raiiEruienta; lmtli rnoina; lirtj eirelWt tnlilo. Term from tranea. Open nil the yenr.

)lr. MoMIRK. notei BEDFORD, l7nieUei' Madeleine. Ele vator, electric lUht.linthH, telephone, etc. American Plan, falile address 11 el de IS THE STATE FOB WO folnradn the list of achievements since the ballot was bestowed upon women In ia not long, hut it more limn' twice sis lortR ns Iho list for the two (lrcniles next previous.

"Women arc now owners wlih their hurilj. imhi of their i Jr. n. "The tsge of consent boon raised lo is years. "A slate home for dependent children has been established.

"A state Industrial school for has bc r. provided. "The Indetermlc.tie Kr ntenco has been adopted. "Emblems have been removed from the Inl lots. "The Legislature which hnx just closed its labors passed 116 bills, of which a number had been heartily Indorsed by many women's organizations.

Among others In one f.i,. llshing parental schools, another for the earo of the feeblo minded, several humane soci ty a measure giving the board of ehariti, and corrections power to Investigate private, oleemosynary Institutions, nnothe rr preservation of forest, trees ibe ei lit boor lav, the bi weeltly pay day and a bill which requires Insurance companies Hint have to ho sued to recover to stand the costs of suit. "Among the other results of oonnl suffrage In Colorado Is a far better enforcement of existing laws requiring merchant to furnish seats for women clerks, prohibiting the employment of children under Id r. Kulatintr tho salo of liquor and tobacco to minors ami many othei of tbe same general character "Through tho efforts of I)r. Mary E.

Baton whoso record In tbe Cook County (Chlcai n) Hospital proves what one woman can do, drinking fountains havo been placed on many of the street corners. At tho holiest of the City Improvement tho city fathers parked ono avenue, placed rubbish cans cn tho street cornerH. put up nntl xpcc toratlon placards, malting the street cars absolutely clean, adopted the street roller sweeper and planted trees about a number of tho school houses. "In addition to these changes there aro many others hardly noticeable to those un ae'iualtited with the old or with the political situation elsewhere. Contrast tho order of the chairman of tho Democratic, party In tho ISM campaigns, that no caucus should be held in any place connected with, a saloon, with tho statement of the At to clated I'ress In the spring of 1808, that a bar had been put In the City Hall of Chicago to facilitate, business, and make It possible to keep a quorum of tho City Council on hand.

"Vet Colorado women do not stand In street cars, do not put on their own rubbers, sharpen their pencils, or hold their umbrellas. With malice toward none and with charily to all, let mo say the Colorado man Is a little the best type of man to bo found anywhere on this great earth. A. Liver moro says the Kast has been skimmed many times to mttk" the Stat" of Colorado. "Incomplete and fragmentary as this account of some of the activities of the woman citizen is.

it must, nevertheless, be drawn to a close, with the work nf a hundred clubs unrecorded, the names of a thousand club women unmentloned. Vet no Colorado club woman ever thinks of the vast Hold of use and enjoyment that has come lo ber through this large life without a benediction upon tho woman who has done mm than any other to make the club a living, growing force Sarah Plait Decker, first in clubs, first out of them, and first In tho hearts of her country women. life Americans Flock to This Select Part of SwitzerlandClimate Ideal, but Attractions Few. Two Mediterranean Resorts That Are Becoming Prominent. Eagle Bureau, 53 Rue Cambon.

ARIS, August 5 The Bernese Oberland is still one of the most popular summer centers for Americans, though quite a largo number have been spend ing July and August in the Engadlno and the Engadiner Kulm Hotel at St. Morltz had among its guests Mrs. J. Decker, the Misses Decker, Miss Katherine Murve of Brooklyn; Leo Oppenheimcr, Mrs. Ferd.

Oppenhoimer. Miss Flora Oppenhoimer, Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer Shift, Mrs. and Miss Agoatlni.

J. S. Smlthers, H. M. Milne, Mrs.

Laura Riddle Green, Miss J. Green, Mr. and Mrs. James H. Stebblns.

Mrs. Edward Renshaw Jones, John Paine Troy, Mr. and Mrs. Grant A. Shley, Eugene Littauer.

Chandler Rob bins from New York; Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Caldwell, Andrew Low Green, Hanson L.

Withers of Philadelphia, Mr. and Mrs. Ros man of Washington, Mrs. and Miss Trust of Baltimore. At the Palace Hotel were Frank Hasoltine of Philadelphia, Mrs.

Cooper Hewitt, William Blumenthal, Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Lathom, the Rev.

and Mrs. Walpole Warren and Mrs. J. A. Keep of New York.

At tho Victoria Hotel were Mr. and Mrs. B. Ulmann, Mr and Mrs. W.

Strauss, Mr. and Mrs. G. F. Simon of New York, the Misses Eisomann, Boston; Mrs.

George W. Hale, Chicago; Dr. Thomas S. Baker, Baltimore; Mrs. Joseph HIrsch, Mrs.

Adolph Forsheim, Wilbur Fors heim of New York City. At the Maloja Kur saal were Mrs. de Bllller, Mrs. and Miss Crocker. New York; the Rev.

Arch. Campbell Knowles and party, from Philadelphia. When this select part of Switzerland is accessible by train, as it will be in two years' time, there will be a rush of people, though Its chief advantage at present is that it is not cut up by railways. Beyond the climate, which is Ideal In July and August, its attractions are few as compared with the Lucerne and Intorlaken districts, which are always full of Americans for two or three months in summer. At tho former resort the Americans at the Grand Hotel National during July and August included Mrs.

and Miss Wool worth of San Francisco; Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Beams of Brooklyn, Dr.

and Mrs. and Miss Carlotta Hart of Cleveland, and from New York, Mr. and Mrs. C. F.

Ostran der, Gustavo Sellgman, Mrs. Marion Ropes, Mrs. J. W. Taylor, Mr.

and Mrs. Mark A. Meyer, Jackson Wallace, Farqubar Ferguson, Henry J. Ryan, Morton Princo, Mrs. S.

Lawrence Cox, Hugo Blumenthal, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas B. Kerr, Jefferson M. Levy, Mr.

and Mrs. J. H. Wheeler, Dr. and Mrs.

George A. Qulnsby, Mrs. George Lord Day, Mr. and Mrs Rowland D. Allen, S.

Morrill Thinner, Max Levy, A. W. Woodbury, Mrs. J. P.

Stephens, John Murphy, Franklin L. Gun thor, Mr. and Mrs. Edward C. Wallace and Mr.

and Mrs. L. S. Blgelow. At the Schwelzcrhof the New Yorkers were Francis Ogden, John Sinclair, Charles H.

Siebert, John F. Brennan, Leopold Wallon, John Stewart White. William Zlegler, Mr. and Mrs. E.

Clarence Jones, Edgar A. HIrsch, Colonel and Mrs. Du Pont, Mr. and Mrs. F.

B. Crownlnshield. Mr. and Mrs. R.

P. Wor rall. Mr. and Mrs. D.

W. SisBon, Ernest D. White, Dt. and Mrs. F.

Grosvenor Goodridge, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Sldenberg, Henry T. Fleltman, Max L. Young, George H.

Coutts, W. H. Morgan, Mme. De Caumente, Robert E. Westcott, Mr.

and Mrs. John Gllroy, Mr. and Mrs. E. Randebrock, the Rev.

Dr. G. S. Bishop and Mrs. Barton Sewell.

At the Beau Rlvaea Hotel wero Daniel Crabb and family, Mr. and Mrs. H. N. God dard and the Misses Anthony of New York.

At Interlaken the visitors at tho Grand Hotel Victoria were chiefly American. But It ie not only Switzerland that Ameri cans now Invade. "The year 1901," says the Bibllotheque TJnlverselle et Rcvuo Suisse, a widely read magazine ot 108 years' standing and published monthly in Lausanne, "will long bo remembered for the number of Ameri cans and the amount of American capital In England. Formerly it was the English who provided the states with funds and many peo ple have a bitter recollection of unfortunate deposits made in that country fifty or sixty years ago. It used to bo said that when nn American had sucked bis orango dry, he filled It with sawdust and sold it to an Englishman.

Now wo see with a peculiar pleas ure American syndicates putting their money Into underground railways which the present Briton regards with suspicion. 'For soma years Americans have Invaded our race courses and tholr Jockeys have helped to revolutionize the old style of racing: they have also tried, but In vain, to supplant our oarsmen at Henley. In the building of yachts they have got ahead of us and In matters of commerce Andrew Cnrneglo Is constantly proving that the enterprising Yankee holds first place. "Happily this competition ban bo far been carried on in a friendly spirit and there 1b no reason to think that it will not bo con tinued eo. We have had the good fortune to see a succession of brilliant American ambassadors and Mr.

Choate 1b In no way Inferior to any of hia prodecessors." Two Mediterranean resorts have become prominent of late and the coming winter season is bound to find both Increasingly rJopular with Americans. They ore the Villa Iglea, near Palermo, and tbe Grind Hotel, Palma, on tho Island of Majorca, In the Balearic group. Both are splendidly situated and from a climatic point of view will have a good chanco of becoming favorites with those who already know tbe Riviera and want a change; for last winter was ono of the coldest on rec ord, snow even making Its appearance at Mentone. Tho comrarlson of the average mean temperature for December between Sic ily and the Riviera la Interesting. Nice, 4S.5 Fahr.

Mentone, 40.7 F. San Romo, 49.25 F. Palermo, 54.55 F. For January the figures are: Nice. 47 F.

Mentone, 4S F. San Remo. 47.23 F. Palermo, S1.60 F. S.

SIEVERTS DREWETT. IT DIDN'T HELP HIM. "Yefl," ho said, "I'vo quit, and I want to say that I think these slorleB of thn way men get ahead In tho world are all fairy taleu. I've tried tho methods find know. Only a fow days ago I read about Tom U.

JohnKon making his first bin hit with tho manager of a street rallrond liy picking tip tbe scrap Iron he found lylns around. You're tho kind of a careful man I aid the and he promoted him Ight away. That was enough for me, so began picking up things whenever the boss was near. 'What are you demanded yes terday. 'There a no use letting those, things go waste, I answered, for that's what Tom Johnson said.

'Of coutho not, he said, 'mid wo hire men for a dollar a day to do Just that class of work. But we can't afford to have clerks astlng their time over It. Hump yourself back Into the office, now, or I'll have you on the pay roll as a nay So I quit, horaenow things don seem to happen In real life the way they do In print." Chicago Post. MUCH TOO TOTING. It appears that the rich old man that Miss Getmoncy married Is not so old alter all.

He Is only 67 Instead of 76." 'How very unfortunate. Chicago Record Horald. Minister V7U as a Gallant. "Wu Tingy'Fangr, the Chinese Minister, has reminded ifie in a graceful way that the Cau casian ibfiks as curious to the Mongolian as the Mongolian to the Caucasian, a fact which we forset when we talk about the heathen Chinee.l He did it in response to a toast to "The Uadies," at a dinner in this city not long ago, when he said: "When I see so many finely hullt women confronting me and I any called upon to be the gallant of the mo meit, what can I say but that I wiBh for that iBftiment only that I were not a Chinaman. I should like to be an American as I stand here, so that each one of you would appear as beautiful to me as you actually must when seen through your countrymen's eyes.

Alas! the slight difference in the formation of my orbs cannot do Justice to the impres sion you make upon me, individually and Jointly and severally. But there are some well nourished figures and forms among you Minister "Wu. that really appear to he as fine aB the best that my own fertile country has produced. your intelligence and souls, I am told, which are hidden under your intricate fashionable apparel, are more beautiful even than your forms. May you all feel the depth and I sincerity of my admiration, and may your I youthful looks and honorable years always I walk hand In hand." All of which reminds us that beauty is a question of what we are accustomed to, as well as that much of decency is a matter of convention.

But did you I ever note that the faces of the great men of the different races all approach a common type? LI Hung Chang resembles Bismarck; Senator Piatt, in profile, looks very much like Rameses the Great, and if Minister Wu would dress his hair in the American fashion one I could And among the Caucasians In Washing it ja men who resemble him. After all, how lever, it is the prevailing race type which each I.race regards as beautiful. MELBA'S Protege. We are likely to hear more of Miss Reglna Nagel in the next few months. She is Just now the fad of musical London, thanks to Madame Melba, her compatriot.

Miss Nagel flrst came before the public in Australia about four years ago, where she sang "Ben Bolt" for C. Williamson's tour with "Trilby." Then some friends sent her to Paris to study. She spent three years there an'd a few weeks ago made her debut at a concert in London, and the newspapers there are saying that she is bound to have a great success. She is described as "tall, slender and graceful, with a finely rounded throat land soft, wavy hair crowning a clever, mo IbUe face" and it is said that "to an easy, cultured manner she unites a taste In dress which enables her to realize always that Ideal that baffles so many women smartness and simplicity." Now, why should she not. succeed with these physical graces in her favor and with a voice which Is rich and sympathetic? Who knows anything more delightful than a charming woman who Increases her native witchery with the allure of song? Much could be written of the dramatic triumphs of beautiful women, for we I like our kind and will go miles to see how attractive it can be at Its best.

What DOWIE Is Like. Many things have been said of John Alex uder Dowie, the head of the Zlon Church an Zion City, thirty five miles north of Chi cago. He has been called an enthusiast, a crank, a fraud, and even a lunatic. But ho Hs certainly a man of unusual force, or he could not have accomplished what he has John A. Napes, who has been studying him lately, has this to say about him in an article In the Independent: "Some one has suggested that his claim So be.

the Prophet Elijah is a symptom of Incipient paresis; but this Is a mistake. Exuberant health and extraordinary power over his fellow men, which increases as he gets older, a growing sense of his ability bb an organizer, and a love of exercising tthese gifts, with possibly strange powers of affecting the physical condition of weaker natures; these things have led him to con sider that his own personality has given place to a greater, and that the power and John Alexander Do wie. Mature of Elijah have come upon him. He tioes not meet inquirers into his assertions vlth wild rhetoric or mystical rhapsodies. Ie tells them plainly that, twenty five years ago, when a Jewish gentleman witnessed a vonderfiil case of bis healing powers and Insisted that he was none other than Elijah fwho must first he scoffed at the Idea.

But now he can no longer resist the Conviction that after all he is Elijah. A bareful student of the New Testament finds 10 difficulty In understanding the peculiar position of Dr. Dowle, who is steeped in the he does not magnify himself in his teach ing. He promises healing only where the heart is really given to the Saviour, and sincere prayer is offered to the Lord of all. Unless this, condition of mind exists, he declares himself helpless.

And the moral ity he insists upon Is strict and pure, worthy of his old teacher in Augustine Chapel, Edin burgh. I left the tabernacle with a respect for the prophet and his followers, as men sincerely desirous to act and live according to the teachings of the Scriptures." CARROLL E. SMITH as a Complexion Specialist, Carroll E. Smith, editor of the Syracuse Herald and "regent of the University of the State of New York, has lately taken to giving advice for the preservation of the com plexion in a signed column in his paper. At any rate, it Is signed E.

Mr. Smith has a beautifully ruddy skin, so his advice is valuable. Here 1b his latest prescription: "At many summer resorts the mud treat ment for the complexion is in vogue amon, the pretty girls. It is called a new cure, but really is an old remedy for skin troubles. The Roman face mask made the ancients famous for the whiteness of their skins, Clay is most used, being moistened and made Into a face, and when hot water is used the mask sweats the face and has the same effect as a Turkish bath.

The mud is spread over the face and neck and alllowed to dry; then it ie washed oft with tepid water, after which an astringent wash is used. Used at night a cream is preferable. But the mask is quite as good as the mud and much more pleasant to use. The recipe is to beat up an ezz and mix It with almond meal; then dry until pliable, the process requiring about half an hour. In eummer astringent washes may be used dally under the rule that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure in the case of tan and freckles." WALLACE.

The TOMMY ATKINS Correspondent. Not long ago the Eagle published a generous tribute to the work and worth of Edgar Wallace, the London Daily Mail's war correspondent. This tribute was from the pen of Julian Ralph, the Eagle's London rep resentative, and himself Mr. Wallace's predecessor in the campaigns on the veldt. It was the first adequate review of a personality and career which have since become better known on noth sides of the Atlantic.

Mr. Wallace has lately achieved additional note because of his statement touching the alleged atrocities at Vlakfonteln and his consequent attack upon the press censorship which he openly charged had prevented the English public from learning the true state of affairs in South Africa. First a soldier in the ranks and later a correspondent, living with the private and not with the officer, sharing with the humblest all the privileges and all the danger of the firing line, skirmishing with the pickets and sniping with Edgar Wallace, War Correspondent of the London Daily JIall. the outposts, Wallace learned to appreciate war and to write about It as few men have done since Stephen Crane died and Kipling took to the magazines. His style is vigorous, picturesque, and vivid and when he is really stirred he can strike straight and hard.

One who knows him well has this to say about him: "Mr. Wallace is about twenty seven years of age, a well built man with a military carriage and the face and eyes of a man who is sure to meet with adventures. He Is an excellent type of the pushful Anglo Saxon, fearless, with plenty of natural caution, buoyant and breezy in personality and crisply conversational. He is the sort of Englishman one expects to meet, thoroughly at home In the most out of the way places, and always giving the idea that he is ready to go to an opposite pole at a minute's notice. He has the vague cosmopolitan air that cannot be imitated, the bearing of a man who has seen life in strange places, and is able to hold his own anywhere." CBISPI'S Love Affairs.

The matrimonial experiences of Crispi attracted almost as much attention during his life as his political achievements. They were described in a book published in Paris about ten years ago, entitled "Crispi, l'Homme Publique, l'Homme Prive." Its author was M. F. Narjoux. From it the following facts are taken, which may be interesting now that people are thinking of the dead Italian: After having taken his degree he settled as barrister at Palermo at the age of 22, and married the daughter of the house where he lodged.

Two years later Rosina Sclarra. his wife, died, and the young man lived for some time entirely for his work and for his country, having become one of the most ardent and enthusiastic of the "Young Italy" party. A little later Crisp! was imprisoned in the Palais Mandaures, at Turin, for talcing part in a revolutionary movement. One morning Crispi looked sadly at the ray of sun which crept between the inner bars In the window of his cell, when the door opened and a pret ty girl appeared on the threshold, smilingly offering her services to him. Her namo was Rosalie Montmasson; she was In the service of the prison laundress.

She was the niece of the wife of the turnkey and had the run of the prison. It was not long before she was in love with her handsome client, her illustrious prisoner, and Crispi returned her love. Soon after Crispi was released and went to Malta without any means of subsist of the ships In which boys are trained for the early age ana are careruny taught the art and old time fashion on the occasion of a recent A. Kg. Willie Williams MammaT His mother Well, Willie? Willie Williams Sister Harriet is a pig! She wants the biggest peach of those two you gave us, and I want that for myself! Barnyard Gossip.

run ii mm. Mrs. Cutcatcadarcut Mrs. Cluckatuch Is becoming quite a society hen! Mrs. Garroogarroogarroo Tes; Instead ot being domestic and giving any time to sitting on her eggs, she lets them be hatched by an incubator, and devotes herself entirely to Eoclal functions.

A Modern Substitute. Vermilye The Sunday newspaper seems to be taking the place of the monthly magazine. Miss Plaid Yes. Why, with some people it is taking the place of Sunday golfl Obedient to the Letter. Mrs.

Boerum Willie, I hope you didat disgrace me at the picnic to day by asking for a second piece of pie. Willie Nope! They gimme a second piece without my asking and I only had to ask for a third! Hardly Appropriate. Beecroft When you proposed, did she utter the inevitable, "Oh, this is so Peterby (mildly) No, you forget that she and I are native Philadelphians! The Baby. Friend You have always referred to your wife as your "better half." Now, how do you designate the baby? Mr. NowlyblesBod Oh, baby is the whole thing! Solving the Suburban Hired Girl Question.

Mrs. Isolate (of I.onelyville, tearfully) It Is bad enough to buvo to pay a girl J25 a month to get her to come out Into the sub urbs, but to have Mary Ann get me to ad vance It to her and then leave In two days, without an hour's notice. Horrors! a' 'ri! t'L And And And So practice of their chosen calling. The vlBit of the Lords of the Admiralty. Is one of those persons who start out from New York without a cent and only the clothes on their back, on a wager to go around the world in a year and return with In their pocket.

Suburban Sanitary Arrangements. City man Has the house exposed plumb ing? Suburban real estate dealer Certainly! It's got a well and pump out in the yard you wouldn't ask for anything more exposed than that would you? Too Serious. inrst quicK lunch dude Say, that new waiter girl takes herself too seriously! Second quick lunch dude (disapprovingly) That's right! Why, she never brings me the wrong kind of pie! Defined. O'Callahan The paper says Ellen Bran nagan is sojournln' in the country phat's "sojournin'?" O'Hoolaban "Soldlerin" Whoy, thot's what yez does whin yez Is workln' for some one, boy the day! A Masculine Monopoly. Henriques The art of painting must have been originally confined to the sterner sex, Ottinger What makes you think so? Henriques Well, we never hear of any rare paintings done by the old mistresses.

Comprehensive. The New York girl Nowadays, they some times perform marriages with two rings. The Buffalo girl Well, for a wedding, give me one of the good, old fashioned, one ring circuses! He Objected. Bobby Chatterton (at church, fidgeting) Mamma? His mother HuBh, Bobbyl Bobby (persistently) Well, If they don't play nothing but church tunes in heaven, 'stead of coon songs, I don't want to go there! THE WINDS. When sluggish lags my pulse, I plead The rigorous North will rouse and blow.

Clearing tho far horizon's blur, Starting the rune chant of the (lr. bringing for mine earnest need The bracing tonic of tho snow. When I incline to dreams, and fain With half shut llde. would lounge and sea The boughs swing languorously above To low, thruBh litanies of love, ripples goldenly the grain. The South for mo, the Soutti for mo! When melancholy Bults my mood.

I long to list, "mid lapsing leaves. The misty East discourse o( pain In its thin minor, and the rain. With plaintive sorrowing Imbued, Make plaintive patter round tho envoi when thn pilgrim zest Is strong For brackened pathways mounting high Along the hill slopes to tho crest, Then would I have the ardent West Fling me his bouyant welcome song. Toss me his old ecstatic cry. with the verrlng winds that sweep The empyrean I am one; Feeling close kinship unto catfi.

Soul sympathies of spirit speech. Blow they or shrill, or low, or deep. Across the face of God'a white sun! Clinton Scollard in Youfh'u Cnmnnnloti. ence, accompanied by the little laundress. Rosalie, who was always loving, devoted and full of courage, found some work to do, and Crispi, together with other exiles, founded a small paper, La Staffetta.

He wanted to marry her and" a Jesuit priest was found to perform the religious ceremony which, we are told, Crispi, who was a lawyer, thought was all that was needed to make her his wife. Not long after the marriage the pair fled to London. After the revolution in which he took part Crispi sat as deputy for Palermo in the Turin parliament; he became vice president of the chamber and everywhere in Italy the name of the eloquent lawyer, politician and statesman had become a household word. Rosalie Montmasson, as Mme. Crispi, had naturally followed her husband from place to place.

Crispl's adherents of former days presented to his wife a diamond cross for her services to their cause; honors pounced upon her; she had been presented to the King, surrounded and flattered by her hus band's friends, complimented by amiable of ficials, and her head had been turned. Dressed In the "loudest" of colors, laden with Jewelry and always surrounded by whole menagerie of pet animals, she had become almost demented, and one day when Crispi came home and found her hopelessly drunk he could bear the yoke no longer and went in despair to seek refuge with his old friend Tamajo, who proved a friend in need The marriage ceremony, he explained, to the husband's "intense astonishment," had been a fraud and the bonds could easily be loos ened. Rosalie, persuaded by Tamajo, con sented to a separation, and Crispi became once more free "to leave the hell in which he had been living." One day in 1872 Crispi was at a reception in Palermo. Walking through the crowded rooms he heard an impatient female voice demanding that Fran cesco Crispi might be pointed out to her. The voice had a peculiar charm for Crispi.

It was sweet, harmonious, and he was sure the woman to whom it belonged was young and fair. He did not look around, but he felt the eyes of the stranger, who, he heard, was a young widow, fixed upon him all the evening. Next day Crispi made a great speech In Parliament. The stranger was there again. Their eyes met, and from that moment he spoke for her only.

At Rome they met again; Crispi forgot his politics, his ambition and his country and thought only of love. He loved a woman who was worthy of his love and his love was returned. They were married by a religious ceremony only, the civil marriage being for the time omitted by Crispi in order to prevent public attention from being attracted and to avoid causing Rosalie Montmasson an outburst of Jealousy. A year afterward their only child, Peppina, now a handsome girl of 17 years, who is about to be engaged to the Duke de Commano, was born, and a few years later the civil marriage took place at which made Madame Crispi the law ful wile of her husband. An opponent of Crispi, Nicotera, who bad been Minister of the Interior before Crispi was intrusted with the post, had seen the husband and wife and their witnesses coming from the mu nicipio after the civil marriage, and It was due to his inquiries that a statement was published in the Piccolo newspaper accusing Crispi of bigamy.

In 1878 Crispi retired from the ministry and tho crown brought a charge of bigamy against him in Naples, which, however, ended in a verdict for the ac cused, who afterward returned to his place tne cnamoer. LOUIS NAPOLEON and the French Throne. The latest report about Louis Napoleon Bonaparte is that he Is to be made Emperor of the French through a revolution led by his adherents on September 14, the date of his promotion to a full generalship In the Russian Amy. One does not have to believe this unless he feels like it, and as Dr. Chadwick would say, one's "believing power" would have to be highly developed before he could regard it as true.

Revolutions do not happen In this way. This Napoleon was to marry Queen Wllhelmlna of Holland a while ago, nccording to the Bonapartists, and Russia was to back him in an effort to ascend the throne of France. But he did not marry Wllhelmina and France still has a president. Indeed, John Blgelow, who has been United States Minister in Paris, said some time ago that when the republic had become so firmly established that it was possible to elect a tanner to tho presidency, instead of a soldier or a professional man, or a man akin to the old aristocracy, there was little hope for the Bonapartists or the Orloanists, or for the monarchy at all. But this state of affairs will not prevent talk about a Napoleonic restoration.

GDOOM STEALERS. All optimists put off their Until to morrow as we know Hut pessimists, to keep life gray. Groan all to morrow's groans to day. Puckl Mr. Isolate (hopelessly) I imagine she.