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i Tiirc HOOKT.YN lis isoneol nature Mtb were LeLiud them, msiked iron resolution. Add lbs slia.ghl, thin. Joan muiitn, an rye full of Hie uo, by the wreck, jou way divine lira mu. otiesnvAtiosa James Lsmlwrt i of ordii'sry baft very cUnbuill aud wiry. Th ein -f STBAYEO AND STUDIED.

great activity aull Imgef about him. Th I 1 IIGSI rr- Li eslsL humble, Kentleinan. 0 ompany tor an ernperi 1 and 1 sight belief worth seeing, than half th public shows, to Le is man riiLoul Jiis follow. taisixs llSiD. TbU w.U oJr i I hlra tnrurw4 you If her 11 relf.

hUa would b. aura to blab, IU Ui eaa, utt would. AwrWl thab. lil ll, (o, Oi.uti toll yw mui nil-rbtof rnukrr 11 oiorjblo uf tUr a to Iff ka, ud ba uu-. uiik.a Ukoo b.

'bcr il I Itor uil twkfroo m41r- JJ h1 b.t aha to Ji l' wUrr Vl buiue, M. I. miDd bk Lor oot." lid ilitaoltonej u4 l1411 but I pit tu. ciilUrou yAon, I bohiHivoil to clrar tha w.f. I r.

'5K hw 1 bw I ilul'i tbuik tuttel you lla L.4 Zm skirling, take 'em by their lang hair, aid them to th. qu.v Juat a I'm Lmling I lm-r a cry in the vara niidUe ue river, and I aplaah. It alr.ppiti I Ja -they card her LUatwth WUUlaw, C-wav. LnC dfue, aud begin to tow her. Lo an bahold ffriridl watsir.

was bar aweelbairt, bhe handfi him doom The Luy waa drnouiiig the Ld pairta (i) (lira twa lover for eir gode-atijl tiks em ashore, ona tn each l.auil. Aweel. airr, I saved juat one rnair. aud then I plunged 10 again, and mure ea but there wa naa rnair to be wen ooo re puir Iftasea were diorueil 1 bid I d.a kn toat at the time. Au.l woo I tell a farce.

Im seized wi' a faintness, and niaka for the ehore. But 1 ga aud dazed like, and the bghU Olasgea begme to flecker afore my aorn euj tluuk. I. 'I'll no aee ye again I done thiitiroa. IiwdUl eoukl Jo iortu tart hf, 5 drift to tb biuder part tw quay.

I badna the power to draw niTs-t out. I just gnppit the qusr. aud aobtnt. The folk were a' busy wi I had saved nane of them noticed nie, and 1 wad ha' Ixreu droonrd that Uicht -but aba d'ye think seve.1 me thsbww sevea aaa money an' euld nian haw. bawl bawl He bad a l.oukd ebek, aud gtod me the handle, and towed tne aloug the quay iuto shallow water, and I gt oot, wi his help, aud aw-'u'-d deed swsy Im tauld I lay there negbekit awhile, hut they fand me at lost, aud then I bad filty nunie for ne Ht0 I xacgratod Diw luntory re cord auy other example of a man being clutched br great uurober of dromuff pople anJ a frried to the bottom, and aaviug them all in the lump, and then dashing in and saving tue ouLi dera in do- reader illustration, let the THE USDLOHU.

Id woal to L- Uu ku plJ i IU fta Jj Wu Auli- 'gMtetm- inut i.4 rare w. lo-murtu? W.totanhad'J-UlJ TU Un-llorJ to-f h1? A-" Old W.ik fneu.Uj talk ub' It Ldd To u.i luJ UfcJ UJ to U. An I Hi wi u1J i4 Hi U'iUtng oottij ghrleS. dnak, Wiurd 1 WhoucuWtU north w.adbl. On mntry 6H A lwuuf puuHi A krr AnJ.

1u 4JiJU VoW Ottf nouf W.ih Tr gul UM Uug a4 Autl jjio wtb Cm dnuk, Ac. To Lallord oo wnUro- Ja Krittt cclt.Ai CtfU How would gri.cnU P''4 Hi boo. temp1 Uvera. Ob euld but flora to will. With about Jowo Login Around bi brtb w.J jo.a And bk both roof aud rwfur.

Cuo. Driuk, Uriah, Jw- W. H. L- -i nl alUlud. la whioU I Aral bun.

as that of a mail who could sjiriug aen tha room iu from wlp-ra 4 sta-xL In manner be i two men sometimes grave, slow and thougitful: sometime fiery sud vivacious an the changes sr wll timed tor lie relates Ms feat with French vivacity, bi.t niuLes LL refieetions in slow, thoughtful way that i Hootch all over. It la juat pusiihle that rat" may Irave a Laud iu Lis vivacious half, (or he admits a French progeuitor, sud Lambert i Frenci name, 1 Lave uot kuowu him tong enough to draw bi whole character; but to what Is revealed iu the recorded seta I can add but one trait be is a man without bile. I offer one example sftor describing wito great spirit how he saved a respectable acquaintance, hs told me that the said individual bail afterward avoided lii-u and then ha stepped and went io a moment from Ida French manner to hii'Voti'h, Aud -I bao olmirved, sir, that the msir part of them I hue saved ahansm. Btraig-tl exploded with ire at their handle. But I could not convey my spleen iuto tuishoroio bosom Tool of bile.

Na, air," aaid fie with the same measured thoughtfulness, 1 just tluuk it was ower great a debt to awe to ouy man and they feel it a butrdcu." Almost any other roan, finding, in a bass bipd, vanity too strong forgmiitude, would Lave veutM tue discovery iu tours, either of wrath, or of luteous complaint but Ibis man sounded like a patient, in-nuiriog philosopher certuiuly faint tone of i egret pierced turough, but no more than became a philosopher, geutly disai poiuted in mankind. To me have seen so much storming, and blubbering over trifles, this thong dful, nucom-plaining dignity wus as pat-etic aa it was noble. jilt the aQ egotiHtical, ui ls- ooume beug all atout himself, you must remember tuat I kept drawing him out, and that tbe true balance of tue dialogue, is not presented since I have suppressed the greater part of my questions, os not worth priutiog. I ought also to tell you that bis manner of relating bis exploits Lad no touch of van ty, nor hoisting, nor self.gratnlation. It waa a thing botu strange and fine to Natural slq.parsvlLL.

A bad polio On th ran out. A aullciLir Kirl A pof beggar. Tbs sw full bounats will sr flt. FictqwcleU pnuus who ih thing Dep sra fishing Orooplug books tor luat trlwgraph SuLlra. Who Is th ohldat lunatio ou record Tuo out of mind.

A apsescuLr drama, ftsmdeil ou Wblev'a Dictionary, uustoidgod, 1 In count of prepar-aliou. I The youth who cried EiceLuor" didnt kuovlutu naming Bra out of ovsry six adoon in th country. Coning 1 wrll enough before merrlage. but th billtug not couie till after; aud then it come from tradeamen. If I hou di, dear, whsrs would you go? "Oof Go after msurauoo inouey, wa th reply of a fond wifa.

Nantucket send hve eel to tb Boston and New York market. They are packed wilh MIX weed in barrels, aud ars sold tor about per barrel, A Bnooxats girl, who had been reading somebody's "statement, went Into dry-goods store, the other duy, and asked for a yard of Impure laoe." An Inebriate man. walking along the street regarded the moon with sovereign contempt; Yo'i needn't feel ao proud, he said, you are full one a month, and I sip every night. Tne sricTaTons at a wedding in England, the other duy, must have Leon surprised to see -the bride walk ou th arm of her father" a feat which is duly recorded in a local pp-ef. You murt not occupy that bed with your boot on," said a landlady to her boarder Oh never mind, they're only an old 'pair the bedbugs can hurt em; 1 11 risk it auy how waa the reply.

In Nevada City a young Chinaman, while walking along the streets, accidentally caused the removal of a fashionable ladyi entire back hair, curls, bat and alL John says, Melika queer coutree." A musician, Georg Sharp, had his name on his door thus: A wag of be 1 painter, who knew something of music, early see bow Le was carried away out JV onlin(! mad8 the following undeniable dark present into those glowing 5 gtofiofnt addition LA flat. relighted by the sun of memory. As he ft related the whole man quivered with ex- A Babhith-school texcbm. desirooaof ISiSxr; dX-I fSSvTlT tolt eZ It WM to tell uathat we muant rasslel beating about one Jiundred and ten to the Tho Buffai ErprtM cwnol nnderatand minute his heart wa onre more doing the HO large a paper as the Providence rnt deed and bis poor, blind face bIiou with oan be printed angelic'gooduss, and gleamed with heroic tThe fir- i -1 I there is plenty of room. Never marry for wealth," says a cotem- This ker0 and mnTtJr 'as a foil'le, not an uucommon one in Glasgow, but still a By way of r0J imagiueauumbxella-frame andonlyto or live curved whalebone, attached to the top part of the npnght uow eilil other curved whalebones high each of those four or five cu plunge the whole frame into water fad the upright touches the ground.

Bt ouoof the sixteen curved pieces will touch groumL But, in the water, if a male or female, clings to a ed Pri that person, body floats up wore or less at all cveuU, it inoliues toward tne hon- ZNovr James Lambert, by straightening bis body, made bxmself tne stick of that umbrella, or the upright pst they all clung to directly or indirectly, and i WJie kept floating in a curve, instead of sinking1 to the bottom. This enabled him, but only by patiently and artfully watching the fluctuations up aud down of those floating bodies, to spring at the nick of time from the hard gnund, and carry them all to the surface for a few seconds. The rest is detail, and his own narrative makes it clear. But see what intellectual sud moral qualities were here combined. Genius is often without courage courage is generally without genius, and so indeed is bare skill; and, in desperate danger, how often has courage and relied on precedent, that did not fit the novel danger, and so lead it, to death.

But this man, even aa In body touched the water, was all cool courage and swift inventive genius. He did not repeat himself, as mere skill does. Hugged in the water by a single man- -the baker he hit, with prompt invention, putue one way to save both lives he used the bakersown chest as the fulcrum, and so tore himself free. But clutched by a dozen, and more, he never attempted to get free at all, but straightened and stiffened himself into an upright post, and used the gnud fulcrum, to save himself and those who were drowning themselves and lum. I come, now, to the sad ending of all these glorious deeds.

James Lambert was up the river work-ing, but at wliftt business I An engineer fell into the water, and eankfor liiqi before James could get to the last time befre Following tbe direction of persons on the bank, be flung himself from a bridge tlie man, But tbe others and dived for had not marked the place and when, alter repeated efforts, bo brought tfiAman to laud, life was gone forever. 81 It was Winter, and be was perspiring niained longer, until at last the darkness settled down, and the light fled forever. Tuinkofit. This twenty years ho can no lotig-r see Dominie hole, uor the three stones, nor the peat bog, nor the dead-house, nor tbe Clyde itself, where every bend is the scene of some great good feat be did. More than four- heTeacued the darkness fiinradoriaaiuHttlb, UuMmg IU tv? and olhr uil 1 1 lurf Won autod to llmolil ou IboW.

bw I Tlit W-lf uia.r fur tb r.ib ..11 waa. 'wow-wow Hi VSMi- I niiin I ftl W' 'o-r at him. mQ Oh. betlsl than we; for hVhad to-en hUther, tl)HQ WI "7 a I. Blfll Offr I JtcUrtHl Ihni ott tu buk, ot I could apeak." frtt of tUU Icomonow to xum crowuu iitiilanthropic and adventurou L.bt WT power to iler, be it like on that fwla 1 mountain to ohmb; (oi such ii M.

uever done in luewaur oj Ulm.n, nor ever wilt again walls atl kjtuesi Lambert worked in mil.1 Like most of the bJkV the water to homa a in all ferry-boat wm cross purpose, lav at a little quay near the null Andrew had charge of it ashore. it olf with a lever anJ ita retain. He often let more I into it than Lambert thong.it Lambert hod remonstrated and said hae an occden rti hut ancJ. od tlittt will 7 fi in reply told him to mmd his own buMues, Well, one evening James Linit rt ted to get away in the first This somehow connected wil having bongut. new -it; perhaps wished to avoid tie crowd of ''orM 1 -here I am uot very clear.

watched the great wheel, aiul momen began to waver, previous to topph'K. ran for bi. bat, anddurted dowusa llut as be worked in nu upper story, lull dozen cot into the boat before Ima. told Andrew to put oil but An.rewwortd uot till the boat should be nd was crammed. James Lambert then said it was a sbame of him to let so manjy board.

This angered tl.e man, On on when the a crowded that her EHsiSSfllrai God to forgive thorn in perhaps bang heavy round nets iu nef.T0 Cell ye beggars!" be cried. Tho rough launching made the over-i i it wobble. The women got JSrawmi! Jr'SfK twenty yards she upset in diuk, icy waier ten feet deep. ciKbo.trpitcng Lev a flew to me that could, for they a kenned me I the water, them tha haJnf haml me, had a baud them that had haud meaud they carried me doon UNowrtis an old saying andatrneooo that After-wit is every bodys wit, We to ifltte a tocos what James Lambert accomplished hundreds would imagiu SSSH-JSSSSs finger to get clear of a single baker. He bi was clutched and pinned by at least four desperate drowning creatures, sbo ig as lions in their wild despair, and the weight of twelve people more hanging on to ttiose that clutched him, so tuat the united weight of them all carried down The strong swimmer like a statue in a 8aiirr when yeve twa feet i the grave, I carles hard.

I didim struggle, vour mind vfl-rks hard. for it was nae muir use than to wrastle Sre'ty'Ye Thall understand sirr, that when folk are a Law A in settle doon till tb and drives the air and doon at waited water fills their ltmgs oot. At first they waver up i -v i.r,",taS.'u a ward movement commenced, I took advantage and gied a vi lent spang wi my feet against the bottom, and wi me choosing my time, up we a came. My aims were grinpit, bat could strike oot wi Tv feet 'and before ever we reached he surface I lashed oot like: deevil for the ounv. Aweel, sirr, wi all I could do, we didiia wend abune a yard, or may he a yard and a haul, aud doon they earned me like leed.

I stauelitened myself as wa sank and I gruuded. The lave were a rooull me like a fon (AO. bides my fame and w.ien they are inclining upward I strikes fra ie grund: an this time, niair slanting towards the quay. That heljnt and ro a dozen vileut strokes wejnay he gained twa yards this time. Then game doon taTro wPasrometoing that turned sair against ns; but then there waft something torus, to Lola, ice it.

It was against us that they bad all swallowed their pint water by tuis time, and were nae sue biioy-aut; it was for us that the water was i. 1-lmver lioiv. may be not rnair tiian too feet ower bei-d. Noo this twa feet wad droon uses weel as twauty; but wi nae rnair nor feet abune us, I could spring up fra the grun by mere force; for the gain gies ve au awfu poower for a feet or twa. Sae io Im rae sutler doon than up again ul et.ll creeping the quay, and the water aye a wee bit shallower.

Tue 5ext is I gat sair spent, and that was bad; but, to bolauce at some folk on the quay gat rapes and boat-hooks, andpickitoff ano or twa that was the nearest, and now ilka time I earn up they pickit oue off, aud teat bght-d my burden and bymby I drove a couple into shallow water mysel wi my When I was in seven ut wator my-Bel and fewer folk Lauding me doon, I i.fl maister, and sliovit ane, and ud auituer in, till we landed the whole saxteenor seventeen. But my wark was like leed. Vlays the same in. something that mi done for I kenned there were mair in tke Uver. I saw the last my am band oot into the Clyde wtawl heard cries, Jand suns I fand twa lassies Ei r) Cuupit rpet.

furnitf. (H) Corp Corpse. Fon Fan. ule, t. o' I'a ft ns dVpMtTlfo.

to I'aming ovor au job nr wad grojH-J the river, roatond 1 come now Va. a m. mm tola Luiuun iu lions. Thu, then, it wa ba'hmir in the Clyde one evening at i Lonr wben it -m allowed at that epoch. Hudileiily.

Mrs. Cba'per, Societri bouse, crel to Lui on Ue wiu dow, P.io, Jamie Lambert, therms a ifth die in tha water," i m. bov Cp ran James Lambert, but the i boy had sunk; a bvstander directed him to the pace- but it is not ao easy to mart tn aiq where a body ba aisalleared in the water; and Ja LamW Jiw-I twjtA and camo up without t-e ch.U. ved a third time, aud groped a.ong the bottom. 1 lie waidowu so lmig tiu- the mib ni) wan drowned too.

Ivuted tt-e idea. James Lambert drown SXkr, J. Lloiti punim.i jjf.is siaht but James Lambert did not hear it, S.ngd did nol the crowd. (Take of faP 1 His whole soul was in tne than BC white and inanimate He ruu into the house utter lovely boy, in his arms. f.But9wnergot him in the boos Le open, ae eve on me -like a bonny blue hZ it Eh! I was happy I happy I gied the bonny bairn kiss and bauds him to the wife, and orders her to the fire wi him.

Then Im going oot, when a of a sooden I finds I haena a steel mo doore. the fire wi Then a'steek bout the uoore. Wail ye believe it, wi' the flo-cof eteltement, 1 never knew 1 wot makit, till I saw the folk, and bethought me I rins bik again, and at the eta.r-foot there a bundle linen I was na lang happing can tell ye, and oot 1 comes as bold as brass, in the wife apron and a Ai, sheet The sight me made the KVLIm i i. ropi1?" ISfS I went My for my clothed and-they were away, aiy bluidgat up at that, aud I cliackit them -Ileclil savs Ye maiim be a cauld bair'tedset o' theves, says to tak my very ciaes, when I was doing a rnon pairt. Bymby (A) I sees a young loddy in a silk gown, wagging on me 7 and she points to a hedge near by.

bo I went, and there was my claes. bhe bad put ttem aside for me, ye ken, and keepit tier eeon them. Wasna that thouchtful her noo? mj tkins, 00 hedge an tied up the wife bundle, and cluP f'otud: and by this time the folk was dispairsed like. But the same youug led-jtL9 wftlkiug to ftnd fra. with her een dlon reflecking like.

Bhe wagged on mo, aid I came to her. So she askit me who i was, and I tellt her I was a eotton spmner and they caod me James Lambert. then shT lookit at lames are ye married? Clijes, ma am, STW three years. So she lookit me all over, in a vara curious way and she says saftly, James it is a great pity Vere married for yere a vaia -ga va rap sir. could has wife.

But then Id no hae bad Uie wife. So it comes a to the same thing. I stared at him with surprise, for to me it did not seem quite the same thing to marry high sympathy, swift intelligence, nd pleufy of money, and to ty plus grovelling mediocrity However it 'was not for me to satirize conjugal affect-U was not i ble delusionB. But I proposed the young ladys health, aud we ahisCtim looncludo I have so spoiled the readero of James Lambert, that they- will care for no passage of lis extraordia arv career, that does not offer some new ary carem, water tn the dou- water at the freezing It was a bard winter; and I bad charge of the gentlemen belonging to the skatiug dub lo I had to go to Hugguifield loch. Put I was clean wa3tit there.

I-was arm ladders an ropes, and corks. Mon, stand aud tfSTS war r-wj? ujiy A i grat au awia al-rontniuUl'J the bargain; they castit my teeth that .1 was partial. od ith the club rich afore the poor, dvoon, klep to tlmcoutraat. Aweel then I daf uae erotioa there worth speaking the tam coming tae was at the bend of the Ckde tTey ca the peat bog. A number skating on the river, and the ice nc was skating slVclm1ed all th1 boys aff wi my belt, be warned bJ in he goes, and the him under in a moment.

I a laboring 1 8 1 1 a ce as last" a I could and un-after him. Aweel, I soomed. raQ v- a def Slimed9 land Xl na catch hum I rmtUl 7tmnreedcbaancetocomTback Tnen my hairt for it to on go Ii it it a a i A Hero and a Martyr. BV tHAKLt BEtDK. COSO.VDE FEOU Ol'B After one or two wvingi that iave gained a man a medal in tbe suatb, but go for nothing in tbia man.

tr. ad would dilute the more colored inci-donts, Jamee Lambert prefaced a curious efcory by letting me into hi mind. Cy tuis time, eirr, he, I w- aye prowling about day ml o'8bt for Jectima. Tell the troth, Jimes. Ion had the pride of an artiet.

You wanted them to fall in, that yon might pull them out, and show your dexterity." i Diana muk me waur than I am, ha La I ha Xy. Jou keQ ia those daj8' folk was na sae acquainted in looming, and accidents was muir common aud sae, if such a thing wras to be, I wad like to be there, and nave em. Ech, the sweetness ot the sweetness oV I raised every jtorniDg between three and four, and took a walk it waa a kind 'Tlrr raiyj the river waa ay the first placelrsiTtaei A weelae morning, before 'twaa weU light, I heard high words, 0ud there was a lass fleichting (D on lad, and chairging him wi beemher ruin, and presently she runs away hng and flings kernel into the river, The Mlie just turns on his heel and walks away. I expressed my surprise aud horror: matter in what terms. He replied, loftily, My dear ir ye ken this there huve been in the name meal that were little rnair than broom bosoms.

twos na for sport neither. The lass knew the water, and run struict to the deepest part, opposite Nelsons Monument her claes buoyed ker up at: rnfc her out easy eneuck. one was ashore ft moment when ia she flies hi77v 'N'oo the water maistly tLir sorVt lasses and reciles them to terree flrmee. But sha was she was just a woman that wanted to die. So I went in again, and lecturd again.

Vera wecl, Bs i3ae, dye ken what I did doo II Va a iust drooned her. I pit her heed under water, and keepit thei-e tdl I miule taste the bitterues- dethe, for her cude ye ken. Hecli, sirr, but it sickened her yon game. She brought up a quart Clvde, and then she lay and rolled a b-t, and pud the grass, and then she st up Set as ft lamb aud I stood eentmol over her leddyship, and my claes a drippm. By time ft wbeen folk cam nboot to see, and doesnft the lajl that was wd ep forrnd and camphun tome Jedlttle 1 1 to intertere, sajs he she was wi was na wi you.

hat, sa beriroodgn the lass her life but ve 1 1 ad no need to business So I dye Not sa.vs he meddle what's your rt A.l him bis jiuswe. Pea her character, aud turned her on the mriroy of the warld, and noo-its a your vexation that ye could na be rid ot her in Tie Clyde. But lie shall outline von ye Tilckguard, says l-lee Le challenged me to figut. But as I mad rmdy to take olT my at, a fine lad stepe r.aoy to on my arm. says be an yeve done your wark, says he and this is mines So at it they went, and to.ber and fought for about fcve min-But oh, he napped it.

My just him twa black een. etooi TltMI. sad fault. He is too lond of whiBky Bootmakers morality will say, Wli; reveal the infirmity of such a man? tell you because in less than 200 years tbe first stone of honesty will have to be laid, so, not to waste the world time, I this bestof all possible world's much is duue for moderately good killers of men, yon may be curious to know what man has done for this incomparable saver He nits earned tbe gold medal of the Humane Society twice, nnd tbe silver about twelve times. He lias never received either.

He bettor deserves every order and dec-oration the State or the, Sovereign can bestow, thondoes any gentleman or nobleman in this land, whose bosom is a constellation. Yet not' a cross nor a ribbon has ascended from the vulgar e'l8 where they g.ow like buttercups to the breast of this immortal bero. And why be is but a saver of men, not a killer lie C11.u!tinn TifirfY lYTlfT in wl0 difl- ue ia a heathen as ever in epite of Christ and die- Bailev Harvey and Hero Lambert. Tbe rest of the mankind pays a half-penny. bo much for his decorations, llien for his pensions.

He bns-but one and that is local not Imperial, though the places the man adorns are the empire, aud the world The1 Barony Parmb, Glasgow, allows him three and sixjencefia week. But philanthrdpio alto- w.dei' and govern preced; w.dej one norary but remember that it is just as easy to love a girl who has a brick house, with a mansard roof and a silver-plated door bell, a one who hasnt auytbin but an auburn head and an amiable disposition. The too general mispronunciation dessert" is well satirized in the following; a Gentleman traveling on a steamer, one day at dinner was making way with a large pudding close by when he was told by a servant that it was dessert. matters Jnot to me. said lie, I wonld eat it if were a wilderness.

A Connecticut poet thus hr aks forth, Oh, snore, the beautiful snore, filling the Over the chamber from ceiling to floor! coverlet, under the sh.et, from bor wee dimpled chin to her pretty feet! Now risicg aloft like a bee in June, now sunk to the wad of a cracked bassoon Now flute-like, subsiding, th rising again, is the beautiful Bnore of Elizabeth Jane. In tbe interior of the State a shoe dealer was visited by a tall countryman, who stalked into bis store with his feet encased in mocassin! in search of boots to fit them ere pegs. Elevens were tried on first, twelves next, finally thirteen, but no good. The ehoe dealer was- nonplussed only tor a moment. With a confident smile he dumped the box of shoes out on the flour and banded the case to his customer, with the request, Put on a pair of thin eocke and try ou the box 1 Detroit Free Press: A couple ot newsboys were yesterday boasting of how much money each had laid by for Christmas, when one asked.

What ar ye goin to get yer old ded That deneuds Bunthiu on hAw he acta, re-plied the other. If he dont wallop me afore Ci ristmas, he gits a full, quart of Paats a his stocking. If he does wallop me, I lay the bull pile out In lessee candy and eat every Mi bunk myself." There is-m inducement for the old man to behove himself. Here is a fine chnnco for a nice young man. It nppears in an Iowa paper, and is vouched tor as A genuine letter to local lawyer: This is to certify that I awidow with thirteen children born; hTve bad three husbniids, each of whom died in pence in his own way.

I have and would take another husband yet, if I could find a young one- No old, bald-head- sardine need apply he will not be tnn in. Tell dollars will be given to you to produce tupmu An old deacon in Schcrmerhorn street has a carroty-headed son, who spends most of his time and all his attention ia the cultivation of. a saffron moustache, similar to the one Dic-keuVascribed to Fascination Eedby, who asked the old man-how lie hiedrt? The deacon regarded him attentively with solicitude like Satan in about six weeks. A man recently died in an asylum in blar-sted Bntaiu. and iH the stomach was found 1 811 objects, weighing a total of 11 pounds and 10 ounces.

He was a lunatic, remarks ih paper from which we glean the rntelli-P Pwhich last remark may be thought su- Suon Cal the said objects" were shoe nails, hietal eyelets, screws, huttons, buckl score eyeiT from I i16 was earning from twenty five to those he has saved. Now tarn back to the story repeated from The Glasgow Times, anil surely you will say that it was a rare, aud noble, aail poetic distiess, and wortuy to be sung by some great poett, caml0t strong a tql I therefore I have aimed a that which all honest men can attain, it they will but take trouble, tbe trutli. I traveled to see linn I stayed iu Glasgow many days to know him. ok him down to the Clyde and verified every spot, and got him to tell me each principal incident over again, at its own site, and I noted down his very words, as well as I could. Tue next toiug was to rescue bis features from oblivion.

I asked him to meet me at the photographers. He did so. But, horrible to relate, dressed aa Scotchmen dress on Sunuays. James, said severely, was it in this clerical suit you saved- so many UVNo said he except yon carle that was bathing the abb ft d- Aon was for coming in my auld claes that! wrought in at the mill yon time but the wife cried shame she wadna let me. Observe bow' devoid of common sense is common sense the moment it meddles with the things of genius, bo b-sent bun back for bis old clothes, and I now present his sixtlia and his heroic and feats are left out of the anthemetic propose, then, to to depart euts of savages, to take I propose, then, to those who this couutrv, to depart to tlip stiff euts of vages, -and to take more enlightened views of heroism, wuth James Lambert cinnotbegin better.

They have of France she bestows civic the heroes who save, os well tUI6 proposiTto the Humaue Society their gold nie.lal lythuig would be no compliment to SAf for tbe English public, that spur Wneu tins narrative appears, will improve' James Lamberts condition. bestl way to do tl.atjwould bo to a fixed aud large increase of income he has to live. It is out waybut in this one case, I would aud acknowledge donations with add so, I feel sure, would you. But I also wish to proeure blessed boon of peisonal will not encourage a raidof stanug pragmatical cliarlStaus. and gaping for that would do good.

But I will give bis present to any ladies or gentlemen, whq able and witling to go to b.m in beginning since-they the ex-ample hon-oraon as on to bestow leas greas needsno in an dtsire to The secure him for the of my receive tuis object, 11; b.m the sympathy, dunces quid-nuncea him-barm, not address may be the right author calls tne ladder of charity lor this will be ubahity in efin drainB qudaf the binder end laid b.m sprawlin mail smothered i Bat the woman She was na a womaa. feue was hilt a 1 issie about nineteen." Little fool! and thong' she was ruined tor life wnen ail her lue Was before Ld Ve ojv sav that, sirr why, that very T-ar wasna" she" married to a decent tradesman I often saw her after she was mar-Ttod but she wadna speak to me. She Molina look me straught i tbe face. She Tay, Gude morning, tbough-when she Wuldna get by me. Ungrateful bttle brute I a na it waa naungratitude ava it was just shame.

Aweel, she needna run 7 me noo for I canna see her, nor ony of. those I hae saved. mrstery attending his death, as it is the first Mseknown to us where an Englishman swal- lunatic yonVot indeed the hero himself, but true wreck. The picture will mislead you un esTyou ill allow for that eal misrep-reseltotion of the maaly month which takes place when a hero loses his front teeth. Observe the thin straight lips, and the strong chin those bps, when tbe lo7ld anything Amerioon and as the Immediately after accomplishing his trick.

his friends consider him rrfWate. And yet we wonder at crime I grippit him, nnd I dragged Lilhalkwi meand soomed and soomed him back the noo, as weel as bis. smaist gane. I wadna Eb, mon, I b0ith live, orbaith dee. loose him.

eu 8efl HgHt fm just givlu and get bim oot( and andfdizna it keep breaking di-leAly with the pair us, and sae we go (Y) Thir These These s'.