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THE BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE PICTURE AND SPORTING SECTION NEW YORK CITY, FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 26, 1913. PICTURE AXD SPORTING SECTION MINEOLA FAIR IS DRAWING GREAT CROWDS gfexWEKf IKsiMft bf0re astonishei1 his feet, and is shy of anything "except aer0rding to the plans of its organizers; devot'cto an" explanaUon of iias." Throngs leaving the track at the end of the last race of the day. I ih Physical danger, one fails to see why he wh predict what will happen In a statement issued yesterday, the courts seat Hou30 of Repreaen. after tb, mng beBtnB? 1 "Wizard of Llewellyn isn at tativea.

Generals Butler and Banks, no A A continual failures until he declared inde- city, occupying the office of Mayor, and Menlo Park any more-predicts complete Joubt th(j lnsplrerB ot hi3 tnought were Governor of New Hampshire pro- pendente of the producer and stipulated booked for the gubernatorial nomination, SrH3siS SSSTrKS A SMILE A SECOND MM. The moment that is done grand spoons. remember to nava acfln Gen. in defide ng he never allowed a manager or a profes- A correspondent, contributes perj, with the best voices can be en era, MUes at a dlnner t0 hm by M. slonal director or pr0(lucer to a finger this to this column: loyed at the usual price of a camera the ate Jonn chamberlin, and although Felker, Reporters meet so.

many on a Kova of his play. "In your pathetic account of the dog Bhow! the imeityt "Jrlr nad lia'1 ample "cranks" and egotists that they become The Diary of a Bonehead. tricks I had learned in the high school the Mayor Gaynor, I can see I recently heard Darnel rrohman say ol the affair, he was unaole to do more excellent judges of human character. The While th uardian angel of 0Ur gymnasium twenty years before, but Said an author who has won his spurs: neither stretch of a vivid Imagination that the future possibil.ties of the mov- than say. "I thank you, gentlemen." In ExeuutlveJ wUI a trank, truthful household was takinr, a vacation on tne canoe knew more tricks than 1 did producers have pro- nor a "very good fake of a newspaper ing-picture play were far beyond present other words, he was a disappointment.

regarding a public nuisance of vacation on (() dui.ed more failures thaQ th haVe guc man. rhe pathetic interest of a dog conception. It Will be recalled that he His response to the hearty address tt at JJgJ are Saa jfa of wrlting as high Olympus and leaving US to our around nck and strangle it. g0, cesses. It is rarely that a producer does its master has been duplicated so many gave a complete performance of "The called him to his feet recalled tea i.f (l i mass ot eltlMSI 1 Ot leafing.

own resources one day, my wife began my knee in ts chest and tried to crush for a play what the late A. R. Cazauran tlmes that there is in the story Prisoner of Zenda" at the close of last the Englishman who, at his own urgent freedom "shut UP" Thaw? making canoe pillows. After she had its ribs. The canoe slipped out of five did for one of Bronson Howard's com- that one cannot believe.

One instance season, and himself made an introductory request, had been appointed to respond made eighteen canoe pillows of various We holds in three minutes. I coaxed edies. He turned "Lillian's Last Love" ot this splendid devotion will suffice. In address. One charm of the affair was to the toast, "Woman." who calls patterns, it suddenly occurred to her and 1 coaxed and I threatened, but the from a failure to a success as "The Bank- Oreyfrlars rhun-h.

Edinburgh Scot- that the actors who had "played" before The old chap rose to his full height and th. hid no rM eanoe would not be bribed, C80led or er's Daughter." But in this case Mr is mooted a monument to a terrier th, camera sat in the stalls and had an said: "Gentlemen, 1 say, and say it boldly, hlm" Dr. that" had intimidated. It threw me three times Howard admitted that there Jo whr.ee master was interred in this an- npportunity to crticise their own work, that any man who dares lay his hand tha CD if bleed in, 1 haVe neVer had anV Pabular every time I threw it once, and mean- m-ong lo "rlriaal mcrTnt tk'nt burymg Place. The terrier fol- lt ought to have been a highly profitable upon a woman save in loving tenderness at headquarters, ami mat ne is raw spec, for any man who held a dynamite lime we wefe drifting out far past the and Mr.

Cazauran went to his work with IuwtMl the remains of hls frlend to the afternoon to one and all of them-not is a poltroon and a coward!" After which the lungs on 0 cracker in his teeth or who went out life lines. his consent to rescue the play It was BTavc- aaw Wm an1 CQUld not 1 ill tr In a canoe, and an ambition to own At last, after the canoe had pinned an unfortunate thing for the dramatic be prevailed on to leave the spot. Winter I have never had any particular spect for any man who held a dynamite cracker in his teeth or who went out and an ambition to own At last, after the canoe had pinned me down on my back for what iallv the h. I and in ram in Fimfhin- seemed one of the birch-bark contraptions er guarded which can dance the Tango It has been taken as the erea Found in Odd Corners Round About Brooklyn Types his master's last resting place. Over two years weary vigil found "Greyfriars fectly quiet body of as to the infallibility of the professional me.

Having the pillows all made, my wife insisted on the canoe proaucer. ine manager holds the gat' and the struggling author, In order get a hearing, must submit to the man tha ind I went to one of our leading ffort to make the man confess to some-hing, the charge is that he has beer nade to suffer much bodily harm. Commissioner Waldo should investigate There wag a "well fluder" In central and bought one. I picked docile looking canoe, one that looked as though it could be driven with perfect safety by women and chil- ells books on the install! JUDGE WARREN W. FOSTER 11 ore would eat out of the hand, one of the gentlest looking canoes I had ever seen, but a canoe like a mule.

One must never go appearance. I once knew a mule tender twig, got down upon liis knees lawn, and, holding the branch with broken end to the ground, pretended 'fraud was so palpable as to be lnugh-It was obvious that the "wizard" sed the peach branch to "waggle" a side to side. He moved the place of with the pleasantest face I had ever mule, but it could kick a hired man through the side of a barn quicker than an Alabama Congressman There may be slower ways of gettin rich quick than writin' poetry for tht magazines, but if there is, they ain't be- Eatin' popcorn is like kissin' yer best gal. The more you git, the more you want, There is many a quarter horse in a race that never won 25 cents for any- It takes a mighty good man to be a hero at home. Many a man who has the courage to swim out to sea and save a boat load of people hasn't got the nerve Many an honest heart beats beneath a vote against a pension bill.

That canoe developed more artistic c-mokr house in which th 'ere cured. Water wa spot, but at an unusua temperament to the square inch when I got out into the water than any of Oscar Hammerstein's prima donnas 1 fM 1 Mi er had in lier wnoie trame. That canoe actually smiled at me along in a rowboat and pried it off from my almost lifeless form and took me ashore. That was yesterday. Today the life insurance company canceled my policy.

Tonight a trusty henchman is going to seek out that canoe and for $10 in cash, reduce it to ashes. The pillows will go in the church box for the heathen of Madagascar. A Memory. The corner faker used to stand And hold a bottle in his hand; He used to entertain the crowd By telling them in accents loud, This medicine would cure all ills, And took the place of salve and pills. It cured the gout and housemaid's knee, I he jaundice, spinal misery, Appendicitis, rheumatiz, And almost any ill that is, Including shingles, spavin, pip, influenza, grip, Tonsilitis, falling hair, Corns and bunions and nightmare.

And he threw in with his dope One nice cake of shaving soap. Twelve lead pencils, fountain pen, Writing paper, ties for men, Rubber comb and penknife, too, Twelve glass cutters, tried and true; Pocket handkerchief of silk, Bottle for the baby's milk; Nearly a department store He'd throw in and reach for more. How they fought to get his stuff. Couldn't reach him quick enough; Dollar bills were his delight. Got three hundred every night, His cure gave out by and by And he'd make a fresh supply At a very slight expense-Seven gallons, 15 oents.

Where's the faker and his dope? Gone forever, let us hope. According to Undo Aimor. A feller that wears Mr panls turned up at the bottom when it ain't rainin' is almost as much of a chump as the feller that leaves his'n down and chaws the edges off his heels. The hynie is an animal which has a deceitful smile and he will laugh when he is rendering you limb from limb. The only animal that hs got anything on and almost rubbed against me and purred while I was shoving it into the water, but once upon the bosom of the placid lake, with me astride of its wishbone, with a paddle in my hand, it did more tricks than a monkey can do with a cocoanut.

1 had paaaica seven srruncs lownra those that were Hod Peters sent to a furniture factory down to the city for an icebox to keep ice in but he got fooled. He says the ice don't keep in the box at all. He put a chunk in last Tuesday and Wednesday morning it was all melted. Wilson and Underwood didn't put it on the free list either. He who laughs last laughs like an Ninety in the shade is nothing unusual in these parts.

There are generally more than that in the shade, in fact, there is nobody anywhere else during the heated A dago with a hand organ and a monkey was in our midst the other day. This place may not be so large as New York or Chicago, but it has got all the metropolitan frills. There was one accident, however. The hand organ man carried off Hank Tumms' youngest kid by mistake, and the monkey is now confined in the lighthouse, when the canoe took the bit in her teeth and turned around and made back for the shore. When we arrived at the shore, from which we had only recently started, I got on the beach and turned the canoe around, kindly but firmly, and started paddle again, in the direction of the lighthouse.

I had just taken the fifteenth stroke when something happened which I will never be able to explain. Without a sign of warning, the. eanoe turned bottom up, with me Warren W. Foster of the Court of Gen-eral Sessions, Manhattan, who has been re-nominated by the Democrats. Judge Foster has filled hla position for many years, and has presided at a large number understand why a lot of of very important criminal trials.

drinking bout. These actually expelled from ainer In the parly was the university underneath. Then began a Gotch-Hackenschmidt bout for the supremacy of the sea. I was on top half the time onor of the Emm and the canoe was on top tne otner half. First I got a half-Nelson on the canoe and then a hammerlock, and the young man's refusal to get drunk is regarded as "leze majesty." carouse of this sort means more than back finally I tried a toe hold, but 1 couldn't keep that canoe under me more than Mm.

got een every stein a pint bottle of sour line wine Is served, the object being only to sret "loaded." but to nt sick. question-why ro some PEOPLE CAriay I vWL-. lii.1.