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Tin: nuooKLYX daily eagle, new yokk. Wednesday, matjcii News and Comment of the Theater, Photoplay and Music Worlds 14 A "Her Unborn Child" AMTSEMENTS MANHATTAN. The Theaters Music of the Day ARTHUR POLLOCK By EDWARD Jane Cowl's Plans Jane Cowl has decided not to play "The Road to Rome" in London. She has just signed a new contract with Brady and Wiman, and will be provided by the firm next season with a new play by Robert Emmet Sherwood, author of her present vehicle. Miss Cowl is now in Philadelphia and, to break the monotony, is preparing to present Stephen Phillips" "Paola and Francesca," at special matinees, starting April 9.

Philip WMard Mack Stars in "The Scarlet Fox." a Play by Himself, Presented at the Theater Masque. mHE romantic Willard Maclc is back again in the bright unuoiin of his I beloved Royal Canadian Mounted Police, striding with that charac- ristic stride of his that is something between a strut and a stagger about the stage of the Theater Masque. He has written a new play loi Fire Conductors Appear With the Philharmonic; the English Singers in Brooklyn. THE musical department of the American Academy in Rome and the National Music League of America profited through a gala concert given last evening in Carnegie Hall by the Philharmonic Orchestra. An honorary committee, comprising Their Excellencies the Ambassadors of Great Britain, Italy, Spain, France, Belgium and Germany, and the Governor of this Sate and the Mayor of this city, lent the dignity of their titles to the program, and the colors of the United States and other Powers were a festive touch to the decoration of the parterre boxes.

A large audience was present, prompted, we surmise, in its purchase of tickets by curiosity and the desire to benefit worthy causes rather than by the promise of a memorable musical treat. The program was not in itself unusual. Representing the music of six nations, it contained only a single unfamiliar work the "Pleasure Dome of Kubla Khan," by Charles Tomlinson Griffes. Otherwise it relied upon such stand- himself, which he calls "The Scarlet red-coated sergeant of the Mounted Mr. Mack is a promising playwright, always has been, and an actor of whom something may some day be expected if he gets the right part.

What he needs is the leading role in a play like "The Scarlet Fox," written by a dramatist who can write that kind of play in a manner shrewd and deft enough to fulfill all the dreams Willard Mack himself can only dream. This actor-dramatist has for a good many years been capable of putting together i 11 ard Items from the symphonic reper tory as the "Meistersinger" Prelude, the "Prelude a 1'apres-midi d'un faune," an intermezzo from "Goyes-cas" and an excerpt from De Falla's "El Amor Brujo," and Respighi's "Pines of Rome." But If this arrangement lacked novelty, the circumstances of its presentation at least did not. For it was conducted, not by one but by five distinguished musicians representing the various nations contributing to the program. By the courtesy of the Metropolitan Opera Company, Artur Bodanzky led the performance of the Wagnerian excerpt with which the evening commenced. He was succeeded by Eugene Goossens, a delegate from Britain, who devoted himself to the reading of Delius' "Brigg Fair." Mr.

Dam-rosch, making his first appearance as guest-conductor of the Philharmonic, directed the Griffes tone-poem and also Debussy's musical eclogue. Spanish music the Granados, the De Falla and an orchestral transcription of Albeniz's "Triana" was conducted by Enrique Fernandez Arbos, the distinguished Iberian at present a guest of the Symphony Society, and the concert came to its end with the appearance of Mr. Toscanigj and the playing of the "Pines of Rome." As each of these gentlemen in turn took up the baton and released the music of the orchestra he provided the listener with a vignette of his personality and talent. Mr. Bodan-zky's cerebral profile and his superficial grasp of Wagner stood out in equally high relief; Mr.

Goossens, effete and high-strung, was the essence of himself. Mr. Damrosch smiled benignly and produced inefficient versions of Griffes and Debussy, and Mr. Arbos, looking the scholar, marked rhythms with a master's hand but failed to maintain an orderly class. Lastly, Mr.

Toscanini, alert, commanding, remote from all but music, stepped upon the stage and gave the audience a glimpse of genius. Yes. it was an interesting concert, and for this reason alone. The afternoon marked the debut, in the auditorium of Chalif's, of the De Packh Ensemble, a small orchestra Merivale and Helen Ware will assist. "The Road to Rome" will be presented in London about the end of May.

The leading woman has not yet been chosen, but Philip Merivale will play his original role of Hannibal. Sir Guy Standing will replace him in the Cowl company when he goes auioaa. AMUSEMENTS MANHATTAN. HENRY 'n A. A.

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Eva. 8:30 Mats. Wed. and Sfit. at 2:30 I he Queens Husband with Rrtl ANn vnt mo "lmmns.lr tnfajlnt plaj" Woollcott.

World Mary Basil Vlolrt Krmhl. NAS" KATilBONE A Command to Love with Hrnry Stephenson Tnno-aera 4Bth W. of B'wa. KTt WH KLAW 45th, W. of B'way.

Evs. 8:30 Mats. Tliurs. and Sat. 9.

-in A FREE SOUL WM. A. BRADY Appearlnit In Leadlnr Part SHUBEET Wtst st- Evenings Mats. Wed. and Sat.

at 2:30 TAYLOR In ZOE AKWS- TTTTT 17UTJTT.O New Play KILLERS! 49TH ST. w. of B'way. Evs. 8:30.

Mats. Wed. 2:30 Erlane-er's Jh -W- 44 St- nr. A L. Erlanger Bat.

2:30 rjutm uuuND Tribune Iv Ii Li in The BEHAVIOR of MRS. CRANE L0N CHANEY in THE BIG CITY A MMm.rnlilB.H.u. oria relron- Prndtirtion. "ON PARADE." WALT ROKSNER THE CAPITOMANS. (ironp of Capitol w'niana specialty stars AY at ST.

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8:30 60c, 81.10, 81.83. Mats.Wrd., Sat. 2:30 EVA LE GALLIENNE Mat. Today "HEnnA flABI.FR" Tonlsht "IMPROVISATIONS IN JI NK" Tomorrow Eve "THE SOSU" JNA CLAIRE In "OI BETTFRS." stllh CONSTANCE OI.I.II HENRY MILLER'S ThM-'-'4 w-4 sl- HUDSON 44 81 01 B'way. Evs.8:30 mH.iiicca nau.

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II AXIS R0YALE Thfatnv Evs. 8.30 West St. Mlit8 Wcd, Bnd 8jU ALVIN M- TH Co1-77- Kv nru. nnn nut, tltnil A A It KIR AHTAIRK milium K-til. Victor Moor, Allen Kcnrn ta FUNNY FACE Wmlrnl romc-ily Mil "March Hares" in Season 7th AvrBiM AL J0LS0N in The Jazz Singer A Elaborate Stare Pra gram "KOL KIDKE" RAMP AV JAZZ MOih Mrwt Peraonal Dir.

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at 2 38 INTERFERENCE By Roland Pertwee and Harold Dearden NATION AT 41 st- w- Ivl- 34 THE TRIAL OF MARY DUGAN With Ann Hardinc and Res Cherrymaa AMUSEMENTS VEENS. mr JAMAICA, lei. Krp. Jamaica Ave. l'Slai 8k Mala.

Wed. and Sat. STUDENT PRINCE hVt810" Next Broadway" Original NJf. CaH Every Sunday. First Run Photoplays.

1 ta 11 AMUSEMENTS KROOKLY'V. TWICE DAILY I 2 Weeks Onlyij 1 ERBA'S BROOKLYN Niibts (Inc. Sunday) 50c, 75c, $1, $1.51 Mats. (Inc. Sunday) 50c, 75c, Sl.O The good that thit Picturo, to rev-I erently directed and thownwiltdo, can never be accurately calculated You'll Regret Mini Kt An Artittie A Hat Outdittanced Causes Wonder Gives WERBA'S Sensational Drama RIVERA "THE SQUALL" Evs'Wed Mat Sat Mat MAJESTIC MATTNF.FJI ED.

at SAT. FRANCINE LARRIM0RE "CHICAGO" Mnsic Box Theatre Cast Ss Production Sunday "GREAT MAII, ROBBKRj'7 ii to II AND VAUDEVILLE NEXT WEEK SEATS NOW GUV BATES POST Presents Direct from Cort Man. "THE WRECKER" Exciting Mystery Thriller ID 0) rooklyn Country Fair and Exposition 106th ARMORY Admission: A cl ults. MIc: Children. Monster Midwav Free shows- Music --Entertainment Ai.R" Lerdo'8 MEXICAN IRFF Tipica ORCHESTRA 3," MARION SUNSHINE, Otht DRESSED TO KILl-'aff-" VitZSl L-SlL I 'vn ShoWln, friUiTOKI BELLE BENNETT II 1 in -me urvirs Kklpner" I and Ball, the Unknown AFTS.

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March 2J and III Merry Widow." Mae Murray 4 John Gilbert with Merfer.ndr, TOMORROW NIGHT at :.10 rilllllSSDK LEON THEREMIN the Elher" l'-lrnttne of Intention of Ni.i.tul I'mitrnl ul Warn BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC Seats nn bale at Box otllca Brooklyn ACADEMY of MUSIC Metropolitan Opera Company SAT. MARCH 31, at 8, FAUST Guilford, Ilitlossy. Wfkefleld: Tnketvan. I. Urn r-hnliunin KNAnE PIANO USED KXCULBIVELY BILLIE DOVE In IITART rw A tilRf," The Cantinot TOMORROW l.land: alaa Vaadetlllt KECTION Hahrrur.

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t'ng It I chievemmne It I Distanc i Satisfaction NOW OPEN 47" SI Harry Wagstaff Cribble's CUSHING founded by Maurice De Packh and provided by him with a literature of transcriptions of music by classic and modern masters. A vocal quartet con sisting of Elsie Wieber, soprano; Nyra Dorrance, mezzo-alto; Robert Elwin, tenor, and Herbert Wellington-Smith, baritone, assisted, as did Muriel Pol lack, pianist. Miss Pollack played in an arrangement of Chopin's G-minor Ballade and an excerpt Irom Gerslv win's "Rhapsody in Blue." The pro grain for the Ensemble included music by Mendelssohn, Schubert, Grieg, Brahms and others. Mr. De Packh exhibited himself not only as a tran scriber of other men's music but as a composer in his own right, contribut ing gracefully written and enjoyable pieces to tne atternoon.

The Ensemble played well and had, in the soloists mentioned, able assistance. OTHER MUSIC. The popular English Singers made their second ana last appearance 01 the current season in Brooklyn yes terday evening and. as on the former occasion, the smaller of the audi toriums of the Academy of Music as more than well tilled. As usual, this sextet of singers sat informally about their taoie witn tneir part-books and proceeded to Impart to the audience with their unfailing cheeriness and charm the very essence of the Merry Old England of the Elizabethan period.

The selected program of the evening was again drawn from the Seventeenth Century writers and was composed of typical motets, madrigals, ballets and louc-songs, There was in addition an amusing novelty entitled "The Cryes of London" a heterogeneous medley in the course of which one heard the chants of the Watchman, the Town Cryer. the Cooper and the Chimney "Swepe" interspersed with the numerous and frequent cries of street venders of a wide assortment of foodstuffs and other what-nots. This number was given standing up, and Mr. Kelly fur nished the niano acoomnaniment. The genial Mr.

Kelly at intervals during the program aiso maae some explanatory remarks about the music and of the customs existing in that era which were quite illuminating. The a capclla singing of the sextet had all of its customary excellence of ensemble and comprehension and sympathy for the old polyphonic style. fc- Comedy to Be Revived at Goodman Show Immediately upon his arrival home from Europe, this week, Philip Goodman will begin work upon the musical production that is to succeed his "The Five o'clock Girl," next fall at the 44th Street Theater. "The Five o'clock Girl," celebrated the 200th performance In New York Monday night. The entire cast has signed contracts to continue for the road tour of the "Girl," which starts in the late fall in Pittsburg.

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Low rat now ff(tv tl.OO a day ami up. Montnir nit low A5-(h. Great Neck Tonight Notes of Players. CHARLES L. WAGNER'S revival of Harry WagstafT dibble's comedy, "March Hares," in which Richard Bird and Vivian Tobin are featured, will be seen at the Playhouse at Great Neck tonight prior to its opening at the Little Theater on Monday, April 2.

Fox," that being his name for the smart who solves the murder mystery. "The Scarlet Fox" A melodrama bv Willard Made. Presented by James W. Elliott at the Theater Masque. Stuped bv Mr.

Mack, Settings by Cieon Throckmorton. THE CAST. Henry Smithers Victor R. Beecrott Jenkins Orville O. Harris Eric am men-It? Arthur Welleslev Michael Devlin WilJard Mack John Chnsiaiuen Sandqimt Novak Victor E.ker Linn Foo Loo Sam Lee Harry Spatz Joseph Sweeney "Swede" Cora Marte Chambers Kathlvu McGuire Katherlne Wilson Martha Alice Moe Tnxie Helen Handin Cherrv Betty Brenska Bessie Beatrice Banyard Tommv McGuire Marshall been spending much time in the shop of the haberdasher, and thereby begins to hang the tale.

So Mr. Mack, always ready to attempt a daring sets his second act in the house kept by "Swede" Cora, who is sweet on the haberdasher. Thither Devlin and his two musketeers hie themselves ostensibly to have a good time but really to do their duty. They discover a secret door, the poor girl's dope-drenched brother and many otner tilings ma make it quite clear that the murder was committed by the persons Michael Devlin was fox enough to think had committed it. The third act takes place in the Chinaman's laundry and offers the greatest activity of the three, with troopers popping up at the right time from strange places.

The action of the other two acts is slow and desultory. Mr. Mack keeps it going largely by creating and maintaining interest in his leading character. That char acter he plays ingratiatingly enough. Marie Chambers periorms enective- ly as "Swede" Cora.

Joseph Sweeney is the haberdasher. Katherine Wilson has little to do as the beloved of the bold Michael and can do a great deal more a great deal better. mere pointed playing by Beatrice Banyard and Alice Moe. 'Whispering Friends' William artisan in tht Ceorge M. Cohan Fare at tht Hud ton Thtattr.

interest in this program, The 5th Avenue Playhouse Oroup of theaters have installed receiving sets in their playhouses for the accommodation of patrons. The broadcasting of the Dodge Hour may therefore be heard in the 5th Avenue Playhouse, the St. George Playhouse and the 5rth Street Cinema in conjunction with the regular motion picture programs in those theaters. Two additions to the cast of "The Baby Cyclone," film version of the Cohan farce hit. in which Lew Cody and Aileen Pringle will be co-starred, are announced by Metro-Golwyn-Mayer.

Robert Armstrong, who had the part of the prize Mi-liter in the stage production of "Is Zat So?" will have an Important role, and Gwen Lee will be seen in a prominent supporting part. Memory Test Answers 1. John Tyler, the anniversary of whose birth tin 1790 occurs tomorrow was the tenth President of the United Stales. 2. Mistletoe grows only on the highest branches of trees because It requires a great deal of sunlight.

3. The tonnage passing through the Detroit River exceeds In volume that passing through any other river In the world 4. The last British troops were withdrawn from Ireland In December, m2. 8 The oldest known tree In the world Is a cypress in Santa Maria (M Tula. estimated to be from 4 000 to 6.000 years old.

Who Am Answer Frank Tinner, the libtkfare comedian: burn in Philadelphia and made hi. first appearance nn the stage In vaudeville at the age of was a tr-a-turrd member of the easts of "The l-nllle of IHIO" and "The Follies of 191.1"; served In the I tilled NUles Army during the World War; recently murh his hern printed about his ill-vorre and his Illness; I. years old today. FilUMe-ln Answer Tndav'a Siilii.it.n: MEAT. SEAT.

PLAT, HLAP, SOAP SOVP. lXAl.l. a play now and then mat was very nearly good. In "The Scarlet Fox he is at it again. It is fair melodrama that con tantly promises to get really vivid and exciting, but never does.

Per' lups its promises are chiefly those of its leading character, who declares himself to be a clever man, though he is backward about being explicitly clever at any particular moment, and promises from the very start swift and emcient tilings tne way 01 deiectine murderers. Instead the de tecting is done almost lazily, and the av seldom gives the impression mat its author knew at any point in his writing of it just what he intended to do next. It feels its way along. And when Mr. Mack as playwright left Mr.

Mack, actor, the lurcn. the actor put his tongue in his cheek, give a signiflcent glance this way or that and helped the author by looking mvsterious and wise. Anyhow. Mr. Mack is once more Michael Devlin, that dashing, bragging, amiable, romantic swashbuckler of the Boval Mounted who took so vivid a part in the best of this dramatist's plays.

"Tiger Rose." "Tiger Rose" had David Belasco to smooth and quicken it in the staging. "The Soarlet Fox" is less lucky to be ione bv Mack single-handed. Devlin nnd his stalwart troopers are called into the mining town of Drumheller, Alberta, to keep strikers from growing too obstreperous, and while there happen upon a murder. Michael, who hRs met the murdered man's niece end found her such a fire as warms fich an Irish heart as his. sets at once and with a manner most expert about the business of tracking down the murderer.

The bodv was found in an alley behind a brothel. The lady who superintends the brothel and her immediate neighbors, the proprietor of a haberdashery and a Chinese laundry- man, eaten tne courageous 11311 trooper's eye. excite his suspicion. The rirl he loves, it happens, has a brother addicted to drugs, the brother has The New Film I By MARTIN D1CKSTE1N 1 Clara Bow Is Seen in "Red Hair" at the Paramount Theater Screen Notes. PARAMOUNT THEATER "Red a Paramount picture based on a story by Elinor Glyn.

starring Clara Bow; directed by Clarence JJadget. THE CAST. Bubbles" McCoy Ciara Bow Robert Lennon Lane Chandler Judtte Rulus Lennon Lawrence Grant Thomas L. Burke Claude King Dr. Eustace Gill William Austin Minms Luther Jacqueline Gadsdon "When a man sees red." observes an introductory caption in "Red Hair," the current picture at the Paramount Theater, "it usually means trouble for some one; when he sees red hair it means trouble for himself." And so the basic motive of this Elinor Glyn preachment is established, leaving little room for argument of this palpitating subject once the titian-haired Clara Bow is Introduced in a natural color sequence which serves to prove that Miss Bow's towseled locks are really of a definite burnt orange hue.

As it proceeds to elaborate upon the Olynian contention that redheaded girls are no better and no worse than the less vividly adorned species of the sex, "Red Hair" settles down into a pleasant little comedy of, to be sure, no singular importance. Its high moment arrives, probably, during an episode where Miss Bow-breaks off relations with three of her more ardent admirers who are old enough to know better, breaks off relations, in fact, by re-turning the presents with which they nad hoped to win at least her temporary favor. When it is brought out lhat these presents were largely in the form of feminine raiment and Mat in order to return them Miss Bow must necessarily expose moror her own natural rharms than is entirely proper, some Idea of the goings-on at the Paramount this week may be gained. The exhibition, needless to say, is hardly less pleasing than It is startling, and as this delegate cannot recall at the moment any one more suited to the occasion than Clara Bow, it merely goes to show that the movies know how to bring out the best in Its actresses, popular opinion to the contrary notwithstanding. Clarence Badger, who directed the film, has managed to maintain a con-intent mild comedy gait which largely neutralizes the lack of an adequate mory.

Miss Bow makes the most of the central character by her usually spirited and charming performance, hile Lane Chandler does a generally efficient job of the masculine lead. The Paramount's revue, "Hey! Hey!" presents the Olbson Sisters, Frank De Voe, Jack Powell and Jack Boyle's Hey-Hey Cilrls. Screen Note. "Nameless Men." a photodrama with an underworld background, will be the film feature at the Keith-Albee Mnmart Theater beginning Saturday. Antonio Moreno and Clntro Windsor are co-starred, while Fddte Cirlbbon and Sally Rand are listed among the importing players.

It will be the first time this production has been exhibited in Brooklyn. "Pay As You Enter." a new com. lf with Louise Fazenda and Clyde Cook in the featured roles, has. been mnpleted at the Warner Brother" studio in Hollywood. Based on a tory by Gregory Rogers, it was directed by Lloyd Bacon.

The foattire will be ready for local release shortly Tomorrow evening, besinnlng at 9 o'clotk Eastern Standnrd Time, six t'nlted Artists. Norma Charlie Chaplin. tiuidns Fairbanks, John Barrymore. David Wark Griffith and Dolores Del Rio. will broadcast In the Dodge Hour frrm Hollywood over (I t.

Anticipating tht h-igc public Effie Shannon, at She Appear Eltinge Reverting By RIAN CANDLE LIGHT. Match the candle with your eyes, Hold the flame against you. I behold your face, Like a dainty lace. Let the candle flicker blue; And it's flame yearns to the skies. Let me yearn into the flame For the love I'm wanting.

Not to ask the prize That so near me lies; Lies there with a taunting Melody I cannot name. Teacups on the table's edge, Your cigarette burns bluer. What is it I said? Wishing I were dead Or that you were truer? Your hair is like a flaming hedge. MARGH J. REDDING.

DINT ESK! This is the time of year when anybody can have our job, by the simple expedient of walking in and taking our typewriter key out of our pocket. tine rignt-nana trouser pocket). Ordinarily, we are the bird who can get away with a minimum of no Hour's sleep nightly, for a month in succession, and look as though we just returned from a vacation in the mountains. But this is, as you well know, spring and in the spring 11 hours' leep nightly merely puts us in humor for three days more of it. Always, in the spring, we cast envious glances at the cows one sees munching their monotonous cud, in the fields.

As the somewhat sour vaudeville joke has it, a cow doesn't even give milk, you have to take it away from her. On Saturday, we fliwered up the Bronx River Parkway. You will re call it was a wretchedly balmy day. Eirds and birdesses twitted all around us. In passing cars, flappers nesiled a mite closer to pipe-smoking youths who wear no garters.

Chevro- lets 01 the 1911 model, taken out and dusted off for the occasion, rubbed fenders with 1929 Hlspanas. Smudge-nosed kids star-gazed into the man-made brooks by the wayside, and motorcycle cops, new bonnets and all, overlooked 40. Elderly millionaires opened limousine windows an extra inch, and forgot all about Wall Street as up the Parkway they sped. Old Ford Sedans, with seven adults and innumerable children were distressingly un-beautiful against the background of glimmering new-green, and their passengers were happy for all that. Neighborhood nines limbered up In adjacent lots, and a grandiose new-washed airedale gamboled in the green.

Pallid clerks lay on their backs under slightly antiquated secondhand cars cars that toiled not, neither would they spin and a pampered kldlet pressed his pining nose attainst the shut-in-ness of a nickel-trimmed beauty of the road. Dirty kids played maseball, in tenement tempo, and Indulgent cops for once were busted elsewhere. Beggars and bums and absent-minded protestors shared benches in the park, and cries of "shine 'cm up" were rebellious and half-hearted. A fat nursemaid, ordinarily prim, beamed under a milkman's snappy comeback, and men who've passed the peak gazed languidly Into the river Robins strutted, giackles chortled and red-headed woodpeckers ral-'at-tiiltcd unavailingly on lence rails. Painters were- busy on the Yankee Htadlum and all along the road bright-burnished cars were getting a final, pridelul rub-down.

The sinking flamed against a million cllffdwellers' windows flamed and tamed down and sank a fiery ball to be dotisod Into th sea. And nobody went home Nobody even moved Bus-tops remained crowded and hands wre held furtively. Wlstlul men looked longingly at a window-'Jlsplav of fllfs Colonels Tom Thumbs-Red Devil and subway diggers spat on their hands and then thought belter of It and sat on henna-colored piles of dirt nnd thought nnd thought, about absolutely nothing! Birds luitted. the roared, peanut-stand wlustlet tooted a nasal, whiny welcome to the spring and our redheaded bov friend at the flivver's wheel burst out with "Adeline." Spring? Were barrlv energetic enough to answer. "Yes!" In Hie Spring a iouni; man'i lam 1 Turn "im obi he'd gladly neurit Turnn In contemplate each Nance, ll- rather "moke" than go la 11 or.

till Man. writes IINDA "hV a Dink one- does 10 nitP old me! I I ink 1 a whole gang of angels, but. tii.sik you -fallen 'I HE MORNING James You rt a nnt rrbir. Ton co jura in the Current Drama at the Theater to Type JAMES: better than that. And that list you mailed me Is, gastronomlcally speaking, the tadpole's teddies.

In fact, I've nothing but gobs and goba (to use your naive vernacular) and more gobs of praise for you and your work. BUT LISSEN. YOUNO FELLER: Lay off this stuff about Spring. If I find out you're married, I take back everything I said In the first paragraph. If you're single, well, this is just a little friendly advice.

I repeat, quit spouting about Spring. I've got to pay two more installments on last year's Fall coat for the Missus; to say nothing of the Zipper boots. Captain Kldd boots, rubber boots and bootleggers. Lay off, wtllya please? Hopefully, PERCY FLAGE. P.

S. At that, though, the Missus' last year's Easter Ensemble was a complete success. She was Insulted three times in one block 1 ALKALI IKE SAYS. "All a feller needs these here spring days, to be successful, is one of them calm, unruffled, clear-eyed, capable tie secretaries, an' a set o' Gc clubs!" FL'RIS OMNIA Pt'RA. Mr.

and Mrs. Tyler Armstrong and Mr. and Mrs. Lee Hlpps were the bedtime guests of Mr. and Mrs.

B. B. Sullivan Thursday night! Fountain Inn Trlb wit. Fountain Inn, S. C.

And Company or no Company, Al kali Ike wants to know "Where is there a better place to park one's Hipps SILHOUETTE. "Divorce a la Carte" which pre miered at the Biltmore Monday among those present being Richard (Herald-Trib) Watts and his mother. L. Walter Winchell. who tells us he's starting a column in Life, the humor Mag, April 5...

and to whom we wish all sorts of good luck. Patterson, whom you may remember from "Candide" Hubbard, the Caricaturist Sam Janney. the play Sam Hartman, who is Charles A. (Overseas) Levine's Beth and Grace among the humor high "You ordered 24 cases of Scotch and two bottles of White Rock about what hell did you want with two bot tles of White "All you've ever lived with was a maiden aunt and a couple of hooked "I hope you get a six months' jail twice a were laughs aplenty. so many of tne customers had it was hard to hear through the coughing! And last night saw the Broadway debut of "Ten Nights in a Barroom." which opus we wrote about when we first saw It in Its maiden setting in fhe Triangle Cellar Playhouse.

We wish Kathleen Kirkwood. who has been the moving spirit of the Triangle Plavers. heaps of luck, with onlv one single reservation. We hope that the play's debut at Wallacks doesn't signify the end of the original Triangle Theater. you haven't seen "Ten Nights" because you had an aversion to steps, now'i your chance.

WANT ONE? A list of unusual restaurants, odd places to go and out-of-the-ordlnary things to see has been prepared for readers of "Reverting." If you want one, merely send a stamped, addressed envelope to RIAN JAMES. "Jimmie's Women" Coming "Jimmie's Women," the comedy by Mvron C. Fagan, will conclude its engagement at the Frolic Theater on Saturday, March 31. It opened in New York on Sept. 26.

Upon leaving the Frolic the play will be seen at Teller's Bhubert Theater, week of April 19 and will open a Boston engagement May 7, Minna Oombell, who has been featured In the comedy, Is being starred by Mr. Fagan for the remainder of the New York engagement and for the road tour. Costly Cyclorama A permanent ryrlorama, erected at a (mt exceeding 110.000, has been Installed at Hammersteln's Theater "Golden Dawn." the current musical success, will have the advantage of the most thoroughly equipped stage In New York. The switchboard of the new theater, designed by Edward Dolan. Is the last word In electrical equipage and rost more than 160000.

A (ioud-mnchlne. patented In Germany and bought by Mr. Hammer-stein for I.1.0O0, Is another Item In the appurtenance of the bouse. FEATURE FILMS SHOWING TODAY "Broadway," with the original Broadway cast, will be at the Cort, Jamaica, next week. Mae West in "Diamond Lil," writ ten by herself, will be the attraction at Teller's Shubert next week.

Mean while "Wings" Is filling the house twice a day. Onlv one replacement has been made in the cast of "Killers" since it opened. H. Bosworth was replaced last nlent 0V J. K.

wngm. uie at traction on Monday began its third week with, very indication of its joining the big list of successes now current In Manhattan. The Actors Fund benefit matinees at the Republic and Martin Beck Theaters Friday afternoon of this week are attracting the active interest of players from other theaters who will be free to enjoy the presentations of "Porgy" and "The Shannons of Broadway." Theatergoers aro likely to find many of their favorite plavers in the audience at these "professional matinees" which Actors Equity is sponsoring in the interest of the Actors Fund. The third play In the series will be "The Command to Love," to be given Thursday afternoon of next week, April 5, at the Longacre Theater. The Rose Serovitch Relief Society bought out the entire house of the Booth Theater for last night's performance of "Cock Robin," the mystery play by Philip Barry and which recently moved from a two-month stay at the Forty-eighth Street Theater.

Oscar Hammersteln 2d and Jerome Kern have sailed for London to start work on the production of "Sho Boat." which Sir Alfred Butt will present there early in May. According to present plans, Edith Day will play Magnolia. Mr. Hammersteln will remain in London until after the opening. Frank McCormack lias been en gaged to put the finishing upon "Kidding Kldders," whlrrt opened Monday night at the Cltj Theater, for the premier uptown, pos- sbly next week.

This Is the satirical mystery-comedy-drama by Stephen Champlln and Frederick S. Isham. Adrlenne Armand, recently selected ns the winner by Milton Sills and Hone Hampton In a beantv contest at Asbury Park, ts now appearing in "Show Boat" at the Zlegfeld Theater. Ned Wayburn will present his latest vaudeville attraction, "The Chicks," at the Jewish Consumptive benefit to be held on Sunday night. April 1.

at the Cnslno. The "Savannah Stomp." created bv Wayburn as successor to the Charleston and Hlnck Bottom dances, will be the feature of the offering. Read Faith Baldwin' ft ns lie's areer" In torlay'a Eagle. Two novels earh month In The eagle. BAY RIIMiK HM TION orlwar.

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