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LOOK OUT BELOW FOR THE BEST IN HUMOR AND COMMENT BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING 1i tLm y.rml total MM NEW YORK CITY, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19. 1927. SECTION 1 Baby Is Hoodwinked By Dr. WILLIAM BRADY Snapshots of an Old Grad Cheering By Gluyas Williams Look Out Below By JOHN MacELHINNY A fine young family physician whore practice la largely among the part of her physician principle in the art el an Infant should be r- 'i 4 tov every young mother or ai wn hr It Is this: The retn puiMng of the baby to the brrt III best-known means of stimulating the secretion of milk. Even shen the quantity or quality of tne brer.it milk Is clearly Inadequate for the babv's requirements this principle should not be forgotten, for if persevered with It will restore natural milk secretion in the majority of cases.

Getting Them to Nurse. SOMETIMES the best efforts to utilize this principle are defeated by the Infant's refusal to nurse, especially when the baby has learned to prefer a sweet formula offered in a bottle. Be the. Infant ever so obstinate about this, we may still hoodwink him and wean him away from the bottle and back to the breast, by Vm A BEUM; VvAH 600D HOO CHICAGO ei husliamls are now paying a year in ali-mnny to their dear depart! wires, according to court This would worn to indicate that the grass widows are cer-taiuly making hay. One wealthy Chicago golfer is now paying alimony three e-wives and Is married again.

He evidently feels bownl to iviliiee the matrimonial divot. It that the gunmen are not the only folks in Chicago nlio are in the holdup business. One woman draws down a week ns alinion). She cliiiuird lliut her heart was broken and couldn't lie repaired for any lew. Prospective husbands should always have their fiancees' hearts appraised JieJ'ore mnrrlnce.

Then they'll know beforehand bow much damage they'll have to pay in case of accident. The heart is a very eiiensive organ, aud most girls of the present day are exicrt orgnnists. The notes Hint they get out of these organs would make tiie national debt look like a church contribution. Well, It has long been said that "it is theworuan who pays, ami pays, and and from the looks of things she can now well afford to. TEtLS 0IRW6 rsHT AS feTANK UP AS KADETt-6000 AS WHW HE WAS (HIS, TW.

THE RE6ULAR COMC ON, NOW, OftXR. MCPS EVIW-6IVT. THE TEAM A UTTlf. BCDV HAKES IT A 60CP tCPpCKf ONE peopie 01 anen origin ine old folks still clinging to their European ways and language, the young lo.ti soon acquiring American ways and speaking rather better English than the names says that wlien he has a very sick baby under his care, say an Infant with pneumonia, he somehow feels optimistic about the outcome II the infant la nourished at the breast, but not so when the patient Is a bottle baby. Want to Avoid Nursing.

AND this earnest young doctor deplores one of the undesirable Yankee traits the younger people of his nationality develop in their eagerness to be "up to date "the youns mothers want to dodge nursing their Infants because they believe it lsn quite the nifty thing to do and it is so likely to spoil one's figure and all that sort of thing. Unfortunately, they are acting truly to character In tills, for the jazz type of American mothers cares more for her own ap pearance or convenience than she does lor tne weiiare or even me me of a baby. But the foreign-born young people ought to consider that this unwholesome example is by no means a fair sample of American motherhood. If a census were pos sible, I am certain that it would show that tar more mothers nurse tneir babies here in America than in any other part of the world today. An American mother who will not or cannot give her baby this birthright Is not 100 percent mother and should not be taken as a type dr pattern.

Very often a mother ardently desires to nurse her baby and tries her best to do so, but fails because of deficiencies Inherited or acquired or errors or faults in technic or short- Willie Willis "Well, I found that nickel I lost last week. It was under the cake of soap in my room." Etiquette: The Servant. Problem By HELEN DECIE TO SArt GROUND -NINE LONG COLLEGES ON THE ENT. THEM WITH A VlM C0UKT AND A TENTH WHICH -RIK6S OUT LOUD AMD OEAR AFTER EVERV0NE aE HA cm i m. -XI' Fill Me In Puzzle Bill STAGE DO 0 THE TOP THE NEWS rTlEDUlCEBOTT) STEVENSON Moorish Brigands Were Paid At Ransom for Yves Steeg Nephew of the French Governor General of Morocco, and Three Others Jean Maillet Baroness von Stelnheil And Mme.

Marie Proknroff Who Had Been Kidnaped. The Brigands Also Surrendered Two-Little Arnaad Girls Held Captive Since Their Parenta Were Murdered by Tribesmen On October Last. THE LITTLE GIRLS WERE IS A AH EX TABLE BTATE BARE-FOOTED AND COVERED-WITH VERMIS. SCIENTISTS TELL US-MAX WAS INTELLIGENT-InOfiOO YEARS AGO. BVT HE HAS BEEN-' ALMIGHTY SLOW IN BECOMING CIVILIZED! Is It Not Time That The So-Called Civilized Natlans of The World United to COMPEL THE OBSERVANCE OF CIVILIZED METHODS BY ALL PEOPLES ON EARTH President Coolidge Has Come RlRht Out In the Opeu, Urges Flood Control A Bigger Navy And Air Force Opposes a Lower Tariff And Warns Against I Heavy Tax And Hoover and Hushes Declare They Are Going To DRAFT Coolidge And Throw His Hut Into the 192S Ring And MaKe Him Bay YES" or "NO." Say, AL It's Pretty-Near Time Yon Were Saying SOMETHING! THE HEADS OF TWO TRI CK COMPANIES FAVOR RUNNING TRUCKS- ALL NIGHT.

IT'S HAD ENOUGH SOW TO HAVE HEAVY TRUCKS HUMBLE BY AT 6 A.M. AND SHAKE THE WHOLE' HOUSE WHEN A FELLOW-IS JUST GETTING THAT SWEET, LITTLE LAST BLEEP. Those Two Big Heads-Should Remember "Uneasy Rests the Head -That Gets the Jar "Of a Truck at Midnight." Ono Hundred and Fifty-Thousand Dollars' Worth Of Stolen Art-Was Found In a Trunk In New York City, and Two Quarts and a Half Of THIRTY-YEAR-OLD RUM Was Found In an Old-Cabinet Bonght for Seventy-five Cents At a Rummage Sale In Ishpeming, Mich. And Now Half the People in Ishpeming Are Crowding the Second-Hand Stores. SOCIETY NOTE SPIROS K.

PAPPATRIANTAFILLOPOCLOB-OF MILTON, PA IS TO BE-. MA RRIED IS NEW YORK. F.ZCVBB C8BUT THERE TSS'T ROOM FOR THE PROSPECTIVE BRIDES SAME. a scheme devised by Drs. Charles U.

Moore and Helen u. Dennis. Portland Infant specialists. One end of a small rubber tube Is attached to the nipple of an ordinary nursing bottle; the other end is placed beside the mother's nipple, so that when the baby is at the breast the end of the tube lies in the corner of his mouth. The bottle, containing whatever formula the baby is accustomed to.

Is elevated just enough to allow the milk to flow only when some degree of suction is exerted by the infant. Thus is accomplished the two-fold purpose the milk secretion is naturally stimulated, and the baby learns to depend on mother for sustenance. This is a stratagem which should commend itself to every mother who is compelled temporarily to complement or supplement breast feeding with the bottle. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Getting at the Seat of Trouble.

I suppose it is a gamble, but I'm going to chance a nlckle on your advice. What can I do for an annoying itching or rumbling in the outer ear canal? T. Q. G. Answer Try scratching it with your elbow, and if that doesn't relieve it, consult a physician.

Milk Venus Acid. Is it good to drink a cup of boiled milk before breakfast in the morning? Will It neutralize any acid In the stomach? M. H. H. Answer Milk.

raw or boiled, doesn't neutralize acid, but It does tend to take up any excess of acid, and for that reason is often used in the diet of patients with gastric or duodenal ulcer. Cream is still better, or half and half, for the fat tends to diminish the secretion of acid in the stomach. and over. She Is 14 and growing just like her great aunt Martha. Terrible.

"Poesy, you stay away from that organ. If you want to play there's a piano in your own house. Nobody plays tne organ. Peter makes boats in his spare time. Boats, boats, more boats.

"Here you are mailing Doats and you living in a city two miles from sea. Busy yourself making airplanes. Fit you better. No more of this boat business, now, remember." Closely Associated. SOMEBODY does not know that many, many boys make boats during their preadolescent years and that the boatmaking is a step in the march of his growth and leads to the next one, probably as far removed, apparently from boats, as is day from night.

Yet they are closely associated you notice. If all children were to be alike there would be no need for a new generation. The old one would be quite perfect. But inasmuch as nature's plan is different. Inasmuch as she has Implanted In each child a germ of life that is different from any other ever born to this world, he has a fundamental right to be different.

A most precious right. All children must eat, sleep, play. work and grow. But the manner of their doing these things makes them individuals. Leave room for that difference when you try to train the child toward usefulness and full growth.

Some lockstepping we all must do. But watch out for the break in the rhythm of the child In your nouse. it may be very important. Even to the color of his tie, it may be Important, or to the wandering her fingers over an old-fashioned organ. I (Monday "Vesper The Right to Be Different By ANGELO PATRl ALL MOEP OP.

STALLS ALCN6 WITH YAH-YAH-YAH'S The Fun Column ONE DRAWBACK. She You might get the afternoon off and come with um. Ask leave to attend your grandfather's funeral. He Not me. I'm not that sort of rotter.

Besides, I'm In my grandfather's office. Punch. A HARD NUT TO CRACK. An Italiau fruit merchant in New York City baa been much annoyed by customers pinching his apples, pears and peaches In, order to see if they were ripe enough to eat. So he tacked up this sign: "If You Must Plneha Da Fruit, Plneha Da Coeoatiut." Outlook.

THE THREE CLASSES. Then would seem to be three classes of people in these United Stales: The Innocent, the guilty and those who refuse to testify for fear that they will Incriminate themselves. Bitnton AMONG THOSE MISSING. Another missing girlie the one who used to sing while helping mother wash the dishes. THE QUESTION.

if. Stcirer Mrs. Brewer Is one woman who hasn't a thing on earth to worry about. Jfr. Stcwcr My, how does she manage to live, my dear? NOT FOR THE PUBLIC.

"Would yon like some views of Hie hotel to winl your friends?" asked ffie polite hotel manager. "Sir," replied the disgruntled guest, "I think It would be lietter for me to keep my views of this place to myself." PRIZES FOR FCZZLES. Fire dollars Is paid for rirtnml rroMwor4 pasties enftrsrU by ear readers and selected for pabll-catlon. Pussies anaeeampanled return iMMtara will mmt be returned. CROSSWORD PUZZLE EDITOR, COMES VT LAST 6IVE5 TWENTY-FIVE years ago, when trained household help was to be had for (5 or $6 a week, only 13 percent of all American homes employed hired service.

Now, when the distribution of wealth has become more general, the percentage should be larger. But comparative wealth has come to the helpers, too, because the demand for them exceeds the supply. Their increase in wages is higher than any other wage advance, trebling and quadrupling their former compensation. So it Is that, nowadays, only 6 percent of American families employ regular help. A bad feature of this situation is a decrease in home hospitality.

Many dinners sire now given in hotels and in clubs instead of at home. But some families still manage to entertain gues's un special days when It is little extra ttouble to place two or three extra pistes for a festal dinner. Thanksgiving Is an Ideal time to IJots From Geography SWAl of WANNANOA RIVER, in the heart ths Blue Rldc Mountains, is cne of the South's most romantic streams. Bearing the nam- of "running water" It many visitors from all over the Nation to Its verdant environs. The Swannanoa falls from th; of r.n4 flows 13 miles into th; French Broad at Asheville, N.

0. Memory Tests 1. Who wa-i caileU tlio "Dlvini 3. Why Is widely u-cd for telegraph wires? 3. What woman fighter was a her olr.s of the Revnlulxn? 4.

When pre Ambassadors appointed to foreign countries? 5. Where Cam. 11 Collcue? Answers to YcstrJay'3 QufHsf'. 1 1 Jam A. Ciarf.elU.

Z0 Prc.idciil of the tstn'cs, ws born In I Cuyahoga County. Ohio 15 years aio 1 toaay. 2. Wins have fo tarry electricity bcrajs? they keep th? rt.eim of to-ethrr to Hint' 1 few of them get lost. i 3 Mark Twain created the c.uit.c- er Huckleberry I 4 William A 'Hilly Sund.iv born at Ames.

Irva. 04 r', to- 1 day. 5. Th nortlicrn S011.I1 I Anicrlr formerly knnn a Spanish I I TtRsrre WHITHER Wl RAH-RAH OR. S1S-BOOM AH COMES TRIES TO PICK rr NEI6HB0R5 SITS, POWrJ TTELIN6 GtOYAS UlUIAftS ODD AND INTERESTING Some years ago a man whose features were hidden behind an iron mask pushed a baby carriage around the world.

His name remains unknown, but he was an Englishman, and his trip is known to have beei. the outcome ot a wager oi no less than SlOO.Ot1 with a millionaire friend, was made in a London club. 'The Golden Rose." an order be stowed by the Pope upon a few women of exalted rank, consists of a beauti fully modeled rose with leave of pure gold. The center contains a tiny quantity of a very rare essence, the ingredients cf which are known only to. an elect few within ths Vatican.

In Sweden strawberries and potatoes have been raised to maturity in two months by means of planting electric wires at regular Intervals In the soli, at a depth of about a foot. Just as irrigation h-s made the bloom, the electric wire warms the earth so that the soil in cold countries may yield as rapidly as In the tropics. Hat sizes are fixed by adding together the Inside width and length, and dividing the total by two. Between 25.000 and persona in Great Britain benefit an act which entitles blind wireles. listeners who are properly registered to be excused payment of the annual license fee.

A flying school for omoi. has been opened near Milan. Italv. by the Aero Club of that city. The decision to found this school was taken as a result of Slsnor Mussolini's earnest desire to Increase the popularity of flying in Italy.

It Is the belief of the promoters of the movement that If they can induce women to learn to fly, the 'Italian public will begin to take a livelier Interest in aviation. Women are to be granted a pilot's license after they have accomplished 25 successful test flights. ANOTHER PRIZE PUZZLE. Two dollar will be paid for each arcrptrd Fill Me In Puzzle constructed by readers. Five letter words preferred.

Only one letter to be changed in each step of the punlr. First and last words should hve relation to each other, such a Teach to l-earn, etc. No will be relumed. ADDRESS FILL ME IN PUZZLE EDITOR. Vertical.

1 Large nail 2 Dnctrlnc 3 Proverb i 4 8ped 4 Dirge writer 1 8 Burdened 7 Notion Haul), Central 10 Before 11 Dome.it icalcd 13 Expiate 13 Gives temporarily 22 Plircp 23 Hard wood 26 Knitted, as muscles 2 Liquid pitch 50 Compel 31 Frolic 32 Hum 33 Neither 34 Greek letter 35 Dltrh 37 imb 3 Mineral 39 Married 41 Task 45 Druritre 47 Diminish 48 Mimtr 49 Ctntnm 5() Fragrance 51 of the 52 Soprxirt 53 Pmall drum 64 Fvsde 5 Hinder Ptnppr '1 P'lf 90 By A. ROTH. In how many steps does it take th rloorman to chase JohnnlC3 from STAGE DOORS? Process of working uut puzzle is indicated in sojuuon tc vesterday's puzzle. Solution tomorrow. Try to do these puzzles in Ijss than the specified number of It is possible In some of those published.

Yesterday's solution: SHADE, PHADS, SHAM3, SEAMS. TEAMS, TRAMS, TRIMS. TRIES, TREES. ONE OF MANY. There had lieeii a bitter lovers' ipmrrel and they agreed to break their engagement? "Of course you will return my ring?" lie asked sadly.

"Why, sure, If you want it." she replied, ami running Into the house returned In a moment with a dresser tray. "I've forgotten which ns yours. Can you pick It out?" Capjirr't Weekly. TIGHTENING UP. The biggest tightwad that we know goes In church by radio; thinks the hymns aud sermon great, but tunes out when they pass the plate.

Ronton Trnntcrlpt. TOUGH. Cuttnmrr What is the price of beef? flfcr Fifty cents a pound. Cntimr It's tough to pay TAt cents for flulrsrr-Ye, but It's tougher to pay 2.. A CHILD, boy or girl, has one great fundamental right that is oftener violated than any other.

That may be because it underlies all other rights he may be possessed of. He has the right to be different. "Of course, of course," says everybody concerned. But everybody concerned does not practice what he preaches. Look and see.

Sissie does not want to wear gloves. It is not cold, it is not necessary tor any sort of comfort that Sissie wear gloves- but all the other little girls wear gloves. Sissie must, too. Buster likes yellow ties. "Horrors.

no. Nobody wears yellow ties. Look at tnis nice blue one. See what a nice bow it makes. And it goes well with your hair." Buster gets no yellow tie.

No, Indeed. What They Wanted. HELEN announces that she is going to be a dentist. "A what? Never heard of sura a thing. Why be so silly? You can be a teacher." Eddie wants to make a border about his composition.

"What are you doing? Spoiling that paper. What will the superintendent say when he sees that? You stay after school and make another copy. And DONT trv any shenanigans with it, either." Poesy wants to sit at the organ in Miss Minerva's sitting room and pick out hymn tunes and hum them over Mr. Patri will give personal attention to inquiries from parents and school teachers nn the rare and development of children. Write him In care of this paper, enclosing stamped addressed envelope for reply.

Time extend old-fashioned hospitality. In tormal invitations, by note or by telephone, should sent at once. In or der to be sure that prospective guest will not have made prior tor Thanksgiving dinner. 3 Improve Your Grammar WORDS OFTEN MISUSED: "Berth'' is a bed, "birth'' Is the net of being born. OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: Car-ihbran Sea; accent alter tlu not after the b.

OFTEN MISSPELLED: Plaintiff; two f's. SYNONYMS: Yell, roar, cry, bellow, scream. WORD STUDY: Master ons word each day. Today's word: Immin-nt; impending; threatening. I sa-v thai an accident was imminent." A POSSIBILITY.

Tin- lialfliaik seized hull and llllldc 11 Mliperb rush il iwn the eM, The crowd weul wild, but when thu lIU'lTllIK llllil Slllislll cl it htm 1: )- luireut Hint tbe hull not III "Oh. iI ks lie lrive til briin; the lull l.m-k for?" 01:9 lmly li uiinilier. "I'm sure I il iii'i tlu "unless he's K.it nil clleore." LETT HAND O'iT. If he ste k-i li li ft 1.11ml nut wiiilu driving It melius tin I lie I- uwn.v 11 i'mnr. iiillim 011; 11 iiwv property be could have nitht lx fur 11 chsi rlbliig a mciiII ninii.b Inii-s or loteieh to turn.

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