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-AX. i t-r LOOK BELOW FOR THE BEST IN HUMOR AND COMMENT lOOKLYN DAILY EAGLE 1 4 Features Comics CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Sports Mri i ui tat NEW iYOHR CITY. Fill DAY, JULY 1, 1927. SECTION 1 The Fate of the Nine Hundred By Dr. WILLIAM BRADY The World at Its Worst THE TOP By Gluyas Williams Look Out Below By JOHN MacELHINNY THE NEWS I ly FKEOEUCX Nil STEVENSON IS A five-year period tOS patients with gall bladder disease were admitted, to tha surgical service of Dr.

Joba B. Deaver and Dr. Edward Borta, approximately two females to every male. Of these patients 451 had gall stones and 411 gal sac inflammation without sail stones. Than there were II cases of cancer of the gall bladder.

Operation waa done In 44 rafts ef the gall stone type, and in 41 i case, ef the stonelesa type. and. in nammatlon with gall stones, 19 cases were entirely relieved, completely cured, by the operation. Of the 41! raaea ef gall aac Inflammation without gall stonea, i4 rasef were entirely relieved, completely cured by the operation. The condition was Improved in is of tha esses with stone end In 71 of th cases without stone.

It remained unimproved in 17 rases with stor stud 14 tases without stone. Tieae statistics are the result of fa'lowup investigation after a period of three years. IT HAS lieen i.uueted at Washinutna rhst tlie sum of rouuey expended illm-s be deducted the suiount of one's nt income MiUjcct to tax. This will he fiitaitl news to the dM tor as the patienta will pay their bills more prntiiitly If they are ilng to act a rebate. The mere of pnying an income lax makes some people III.

Iu that case can they deduct the tax entirely? We predict that the country will lie swept by a seriea of epidemics. If a nian thnt he has never be si. a day In his life, his reputHtion as a biiMiicsA man will be ht. People will give up all forms of exerciw. It makes them to4 healthy.

Booties liquor may have ils tienefits. It may make you so efcll that you'll lie able In save the cost of the party on your Income tax. Whin any one asks you how you feci the only safe anwe will be If a man Rets seasick he'll wont lo deduct the cost of the who! Toynge from his Income lax. If lite future income tux aeport. sre to he believed, It will looW ss I hoiisli this country h.iiln't enough able-bodied men to defend Itself against the African pigmies.

Overheard at a bridge party; "How is your husband feeling today?" aks Mrs. A. "Oh," says Mrs. happily, "he's fi-eling very, very much worse, thank you." A mail whose Income Isn't Inrge enough to pay any tal ylrl feel that lie is wasting his time when he Is sick. Any one who takes good care of his health will be considered a spendthrift.

And a wife who is a rotten cook will he an asset to ntaa Instead of a liability. Many a woman will he able to help her husband along tn tha world by making hitn cat her home-tuuile biscuits. "A sound mind In an unsound body" will be the maxim. 41 11 of the cases of cancer. Four pa ttents refused operation, snd opera lion wss not considered advisable- in 37 eases because of advanced ge or grave kidney or hesrt disease.

One girl sged 14 who hsd suffered for two years with gall stone colic was operated on. Eigbt patients sged 7 9 were operated on. Mortality Figures. 1 ALL of the cancer patients died within six months, except. one patient aged 40, whose condition remains good six months after operation.

The two cancer cases pot op erated on terminated fatally In four snd six months, respectively. Twenty of the patients with sail stones died from post-operative snocK, Including three under tha age of 20 years and three over the age of 60 years. Eleven of the patients with gall bladder Inflammation without sail stones died from post-operative shock. How many of these patients would have succumbed to the shock of sail stone colle or of peritonitis hsd they not oeen operatea no one can estimate, but that's the way many victims of gall bladder disease go. Of the 449 cases ot gall sac in- Willie Willis "I could of stayed Skinny Isar nlrht.

hilt lik tn Rt lir-ma if FveVbeen readln' a ghost book." yyYW AW CANT RE TOWD Etiquette: Booklet on Weddings By HELEN DECIE Today in Astrology By BELLE BART Seascape By MARGARET SANCSTER mm A painted sva nnd a pnlntcd cloud, And a vivid painjfd sky. And Hie thrill of the wind as it find! your As it laughs and rushes by. A single boat with a golden snil At the place whore the two blues And the wee wnves dressed In a frill of white To donee at your very feet! Oh. a sinning soul and a joyous heart (Thoug. tomorrow may not comeli The sp.ay is vect oh llfrH fs-e, And the ropes the hsrbov' A painted sea snd a pnlntfil sky And a painted sliver clond, Ami the mocking feel of the wind's caress As the whole world laughs Blond Relief for Many.

OCT of the total of 1ST operations for gall bladder disease with and without gall stones (omlttinj the cancer cases), followup Investigstion sftsr the lapse of tbree years gave these figures: Kntlrely relieved SBS esses Condition Improved ...131 cases Condition SI cases Deaths (uncomplicated cssesVSS Drat hi (complicated by other diseases) .42 Patients msking no reply 4( There you sre. Now if we could only compare with these figures the fate of a number of analects of gsll bladder disesse treated with out operation, one might arrive at soma conclusion as to the better course to fallow when so afflicted Unfortunately we haven't the non. surgical statistics. But I feel fairly certain that operation is the nrst oholce for cowards like me, whatever braver folks may prefer. I have seen so many brave victims succumb to rail bladder disesse with and without gall stones but positively without operation, ard so few turn up their toes after such an operation.

that I am sure I would not suffer from such disease long unless my doctor vetoed the Idea of an exploratory operation. (Tomorrow "Rick Headache QCESTION8 AND ANSWERS. Your Loss Is Migraine. I have been following your experimental treatment for migraine as outlined In a recent article. I am having wonderful success.

I wish to ask bne question. Is it necessary to take a tenth grain thyroid tablet with each dose of two flve-grain calcium lactate tablets night and morning or iust one thyroid tablet daily? I have been treated with gland tablet and found considerable relief, but nothing like tha relief have obtained from your calcium lactate and thyroid "experiment." C. M. J. Answer One wee bit of thyroid daily Is ample.

But even that should be limited to the duration of the ex periment ten weeks. kind of work. That, the boy must feel free to make his own. The thing he makes will not come true to the label. He will bring you a shspeless enough object and tell you proudly that it la a bird-house.

Take hla vvordfor it gravely. Help him mount it and hope he will get a good tenant. Not for the world are you to let him know that It is not a perfectly made bird house. He thinks It is. In his mind was a perfect bird bouse, and his hands tried to make what his mind pictured.

This is it. Gives Them Manual Skill. IF, HOWEVER, he grows critical of his efforts, and ha will before long, help him where he Indicates he needs the help, but do not travel ahead ot him and offer him what he has not asked for. He has not seen that need yet and, until he does, he is not ready for Instruction. He sees Gradually the reality dawns upon him and he Is ready for more help.

We give the boys and girls, too. if they wish a tool box and help them to use it so that their destructive senilis may turn Into a con structive one. We never expect them to become woodworkers. Now and then one will do so because he has that gift. But, we do expect to make children more Intelligent about the thlugs about them, more skillful with their hsnds and.

therefore, more Intelligent about all their work. A tool box and a work bench draw boys to them. Home Is a far more Interesting place with them than without, (Tomorrow "It's Mr. Pairl will give personal attention lo Inquiries from pav enta and school teachers on the care and development of children. Wrlto him In rare of this paper, emloelng evIf-sddrcMed.

stamped envelope for reply. Let Him Pound Away By ANCELO PATRI Benrtor Borah Strongly Appeals to the Nation And tha Government To Stop our "Delusive "Effort to Aid Europe" And Torn our Attention To ourjlany Serious Home Problems. -He Refers Especially To the Overproduction Of Oil and the Mississippi Flood. There are Many-Other Problems and Menaces That Should Be Taken Under Consideration. ONE OF THEM IS TBS DISCLOSURE MADE BY THE HERALD TRIBUNE OF THE SOVIET PLOT AMONG AMERICA'S NEGROES- TO TRAIN THEM IN BOLSHEVISM.

Another la the Spread of Atheism In Our Schools Which Ably Exposed by-Homer Croy In The World a Work. a Mr. Oroy says that In Eighteen Months The American Association-Tor the Advancement" Of Atheism Has Established-' Chapters in TWENTY COLLEGES and PREPARATORY SCHOOLS Got a Tooting In Three High Schools Founded a Junior Atheistic Movement on A Ship in the United States Navy. The Leaders in this Moyement Jeer at 'Bewhlskered Jewish Jehovah" Scoff at the "Virgin Birth" and Tell the Children Kot to Let the Bible "Make Fools of them." AND THERE' ARE TUK 1 MURDERS IN THE UNITED STATES. THE RECORD SHOWS THAT IN 1S28 THERE WERE 12,000 MURDERS IN THIS COUNTRY.

Chicago Led With 510 And New York Had S40. In London There Were Only SEVENTEEN Mnrdcr: In 1926 and you Know-Why, Don't Xou Because the Murderer In England GETS the DEATH PENALTY! Over Here Our Governors-Are TOO QCICK With the PARDON. And Speaking of Our Hsddllng in-Foreign Affairs The Rer. James M. Yard-Says In Unity "Missionaries Hare Been "Raising Hell for More "Than Generation And he is One of Them himself.

Says he The Missionaries-- Are Today at the Bottom Of a Good Deal of The Disturbances in-China India Sooth Africa and The Philippines. WHETHER WE ALL AGREE -WITH HIM IN THAT OR X0T- ALL KNOW HAT-THERE IB PLENTY OF ROOM FOR MISSIONARY-WORK RIGHT HEREIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AND THERE-IS MIGHTY LITTLE OF THAT WORK BEING DOSE-BY THE CHURCHES AND THE DAILY PRESS. So Senator Borah Right Sometimes And Wrong Rnmeilmre I COCKSCRK RIGHT On This Proposition. But, Thsnk God Trained Investigators Report Tbit EIGHTY FOUR PERCENT -Of the People of This Country liar Bathtubs.

Now the Federal nrand Jury Has Imllvtcil William r. Dunne I'or PaMtuhlng an Obwem Poem Fm tiled "America" In Illegally Worker A Red Sheet. Dunne was Rom ear; la Special Srelnn I or the Same Offene To thtf In the Worfchonie But Wt rtelensed on BalL AL.lv ordinary questions regarding summer weddings, semiforma! ii uuuriiiui. i re a nswprpa fully in Helen Decie's new leaflet, What a What in Wedding Kti- quelte." which will he mailed to any interested reader on receipt of address and 10-cnnt stamp. The correct forms of invitations for all wed dings.

including1 si epd a tighter mar riages, second marriage, will be found In this comprehensive guid. Today a fiancee asks If a bridal veil may be left unhe.mmed. or should it be lace-edged. Another inquires nbout ultra-short skirts for a bridal dress. Another.

"Who holds the bride's bouquet during the ceremony?" Unless the 'lace Is exquisitely fine the veil should be left unedged and unhemmed. The bent Parisian cos-iuniers refuse to tnnke Hnee-lfinRth skirts for bridal gowns. A reuBon- ahle length lends dignity. rac( and artistry to the wedding robe. A por trait of a bride In the prevalent bal lot skirt will look vnlgurly grotesque within a year or two.

Jots From Geography TUK CIU'IUII Imj.MUUMY, whre Joan of Arc v.nn baptized, is a for sll Frenchmen. Hf'lns; muiel vision while wandcrinir oer Hip hills near fhi ancif-nr little li.iml'V. Join of Arc. soUaiiit th soittiiile ttl the rinis-ters Iu pihv for KUid.inre fn nr srv-ire i the daupiiiii. the rightful ruler nf Kra nee.

I rn us of this ton piety th ln pt tina I font with he rhiirch KiMi'dml hv an Iron ruil-injf. pre sr I'd in iiiemory of I he Mmd of Improve Your Grammar Willi US OKIKN MMslll: Don: -iiv "I was the of If all la t.nitoioKtf-al. ii I MiNl'Hovoi Ni MoIih. I'i ma-lHy. accent on OrK.in.llr.

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-nevMiire. WOltll Ml KY: M.i.irr one or. osch du.v uni.l I'oMtln. im--i'rity of piepnre poiv fur a conun encv." iSl IB The first or only bridesmaid. the maid' or matron of honor, wkesi charge of the bouquet during tha troth-plighting; Tltdrn Tccie will answer anr mention on ot beetle) you may imuMcd with.

Address her rare of The Kaa-le, cticlosiiwc a stamped, self -addressed Memory Tests 1. Who wrote th poem contain It! the line "Where are Ue snows of ye'ierypsr'? 1 2. Why do we' nod the head to indicate 3. What number of feet sre there1 in a nautlral nifle? 4. When was President 'Garfleld.

Hlmt? l. Where Is the Louvre MusouraT An-wcrs lo Yesterday's Querios. I. Hurrlpt Reedier fttowe was tha iiuthor of "I'ticl Tom's Cabin." Bha illpil 3t years npo today. Is named for Julius Caesar.

3 The ruby Is the birth-tons for Julv. 4. The July full moon occurs on ihe 14th. s. The Seminole oil fleld which proilurtiiK 14 perce.nl i.f nil the oil in the United States Is in Oklahoma, Answer to Yesterday's Puzzle iCRAMS 'ZEROS 'adits LI FA THEBT A LI ON I ENSBR SITE 'SAVES OVENS ITR0TS AP'RON CRUDE TEPID SENS RCEID 0RSPU I SEN BIN! DERED DIARG R0AI PORTE EATER TRADE SCiARl HALE! OMEN: creed; 0TIII NSPES' ANT HENNAJ iVEEtf I A 0LIBI PATENj DALE eras! sent! The Fun Column i HEM'rTfj HINT.

Young Bun (to thoe clerk nailing upon hit ufirfio mother) No use showing her the first ten pairs ah' won't take 'em. Outlook. POINT OF VIEW. Jarj-Pnpa. is there really honor nmonfC thieves? FafT No, Mary.

Thieves are Just ns bad as other people. PERMANENT MASSAGE. "Isn't that hair tonic in the green bottle?" "No, that's mucilage." "I guess that's why I can't get my tap off!" lTiMaiiipfnn Ctiunar'i Paw. doih.im; a irfiN. "You and Thompson don't seem lo be so friendly as you were.

Poet he owe you any money?" "No; he wants lo." Til-Bill. BOTH Ufll.TV. He (An nn hour Intr) An fully sorry I'm late. She lie sarcastic; you inow I've only Jnt arrived. Odd and Interesting The BiiunWont Star that flgn'rod in the World War was Son Marino.

OreRon ft-an the first State fo hav a presidential preference primary law. Pir Walter Scott, fn "Th Antiquary," dfucrlblnj? auiift, uncon-nciotiKlv alludes to the Eastern heavens. King; Henry VI. murdered May 22, 1471. In the Tower of London, is commemorated there on that date each year.

The earliest record of an eijrht-liour workday was at the hutldinr of Whitehall and of Hampton Court Talace in London. A little lens than 2.000. OOO tons of sand is used every yrar in the manufacture of Kiasa In the t'nited States. The produces more milk annually In proportion to its live weight than any other animal kept for milk Chinese are estimated to destroy I10.000.0O0 worth of irold yearly by their custom of bnrnin small pieces of sold leaf on certain Hnmtersarles. The birth of twins Is considered an HI omen bv the head-huntlnc tribes of Luson.

The siRht of nearly persons kneel ins: in prayer was seen amid the bustle of one of London's bi railway stations the other day. Thev wer pilgrims tncluriint; about 209 sick inakinar the annual lourrtev to Lourdes. Planetary Influences on This Uny for ALL. TODAY Is propitious for the eign-tns of contracts and for any commercial enterprise. For Thcne) Whose Birthday Is Today.

If you were horn on July -1 ou may have material advantages and may hold position of repute and honor provided you do no; permit, your desire for nffltt-ence to mako too great an Inroad on your character. Your best efforts should be work dealing with bunking, literature, astronomy or as lecturer, or steward. The most favorable periods for attemptinft anything reasonable In nature where benefl--ctal results are required atft the winter of 1927. the spring of 19S. Nutnmer of 1931 and the winter of 1932.

KriicM A. Hftmill, Itom July I. ISM. An example of a person bori on July 1 is Krneat A. Ilniuill.

prominent financier, whose horoscope indicates an astute analytical mind, capable and contemplative. Thrr is excellent business ability denoted by Mercury and Neptune, also a very sagacious mind but very highly principled. Venus and Jupiter indicate excellent Judgment and ability to accumulate financial property. Other persons born on his day ara Alexander the Gr-ewf. Sir Hubert fitawell Ball, noted astronomer, who wrote "Treatise on Hpherical Astronomy.

and Kusan author of "Suppressed le sires." nt'CK TP AND WHIST. Give a little, live a little, try little mirth; sing a little, bring little happiness to earth, rray a little, piny little, be a little glo'l; root a little, lest a little. If the henrt i nd. Spend a little, send lilt In in Hnoth-r's door: give a little. Ii a little, love a little more.

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Set aside a corner for him and up-end a stout box for a bench. Put a shelf In the box snd it will serve ss a closet for storing the tools and the wood and the Job under construction. If he Is too young to try to nail two boards together, let him have a box of brass-headed tocka and let him hammer them into an outline of an animal you draw on his basswood blank. Let Him Pound Away. HAMMERING like that is good for a boy.

It glvea his eya accuracy, hla hand skill, his mind an experience. Tha resistance ot the material sends little thrills along his nerves and muscles, calls the blood there to strengthen them, and he growa. Aa the lad growa older, his tool box grows In sire and completeness. By the time he is 10 it ought to con-tsin a good hammer, a croas-cut saw. a plane, a try square, some sand paper, a brace and a set of bits, a collection of nails from heads to any size he can get.

He Is old enough now and has had enough ex pertences to be able to saw to line, plana to one and to use his try squsre. But hla work will not be accurate. Don't fuss about that. Let him work In his own wsy even if. In your mind, ha Is spoiling ma terial.

lve him a few hlnta about Joints, show him how to use a miter box. If you can't, the carpenter will gladly drop In and give him a lesson now snd then. But tha lesson Is only to Indicate the right process. It Is never to dictate the work or the Time NrV0UXE 3UVR. Utf 5tfMOOU ANOTH tws whole twm in" the Jame room with- --sggmmsaLii to Crab Today's Best Cross Word Puzzle Lrn'jiLn'jiii'i 1 I Mil A MTTLE BIT O' SCOTCH Tlumked Tor The YEi? WHAT A tfRuCLjAD Touch World This IS CoLi-Y, ir we WUZ ONLY OUD ENOUGH To Jo I ThC AKMY, NAVY, MARINES OR Run AWay amp Joiivl A CIRCUS ANYTHING- YES A4.L-I -1-1 1 ntnr rwj HoriMintal.

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