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51 lO A THE BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE. NEW YORK. THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1(J24. HAIRBREADTH HARRY Big Business and Little Business By C. W.

KAHLES: On the Radio Last Night By "L-S-N-R" I jTffgt'gE LEWtNfll pMiifjs mat? rSTji; IF WE PONT FILL THAT HEfcEfc A CONTRACT TO DELIVER HS.OOO 7 I AM THE WALKIN6 DELEGATE FROM THE NOODLE CUTTERS' LINTON Nf-fc AND I ORDER YOU TO WALK OUT AND BI6 CONTRACT WtRfc MILES OF N0ODLE5 TO THE NOVAKIAn GOVERNMENT WITHIN 30 DAYS.W.BKjBIZZ N1E-' RMiKicr) 1 1 must bi a hard job to "I was in a jewelry store today Jel tIMS.SLl I I I I If JZ'- I 1 IDONT WOERY 9 Kifl7A' 1 .7 ST iTJESH nr- STRIKE FOR A THREE HOUR DAY, WE ARE- RAPIDLY BECOMING THE DOUBLE WASES, AND THURSDAYS LARGEST "NOODLE AND SATURDAYS OFF MANUFACTURER? IN THE TiOK.Lv. Mv 1 STRIKE FOR A THREE HOUR PAY, WEU- MfP DOUBLE WASES, AND THURSDAYS I 11 BI6BI22 TffE mfflM -flh 7 AND SATURDAYS OFF J- MlfiinY POWER It philosophical just before dinner time, and especially hard must It be, even for a profpssor, to wax enthusiastic on the philosophy of happiness. And yet, while we were waiting for the dinner bell yesterday at 6:80, we Z'd for a few minutes In the society of Prof. Herman ilorne of n. y.

u. The prof, put over a cute little trick. He admitted that he was speaking from rather rough notes, and wondered If any little boy or Klrl might be taking down his remarks, and would they be kind enough to send him In a copy? Sure they will! The prof, ousrht and picked up a diamond ring for you." "Without getting caught?" This rare bit of tomfoolery came whizzing through the ether last night. It Is one of the "bon-mots" of "The Sweet Little Devil." an act of which was given for our benefit from 52. A female announcer whispered that if the lislener-in who lived farthest away would send in something or other he or she would receive a prize.

We live so near that we knew it would be two cents wasted If we tried for the prize. Anyway, there was a squeal in our to have copies enough In toaays tubes Just wm-n the lady was tell i Hallet Davis "VIRTUOLO" The World's Finest Player Piano On the Screen RADIO "fSi DccriptW. jpjl Litenlura Neighbor, Have a Heart. "PARADISE ALLEY" COMES TO BROOKLYN NEXT WEEK "Paradise Alley," the new Carle Carlton musical comedy that will succeed "Wlldflower" at the Casino Theater In Manhattan, comes to the Shubert-Crescent in Brooklyn next week on its way to Broadway. Out-of-town reviewers have thought well of "Paradise Alley" and it promises to he one of the best of the new productions seen in Brooklyn this season.

Lionel Barrymore will be the star at the Mont auk Theater In "Laugh, Laugh." which closes its run at the Belasco Theater in Manhattan Saturday night. At the Majestic "Blossom Time" is the scheduled attraction, and Chauncey Olcott Is booked for Teller's Shubert In "The lnR and we don't kntm. wjlat y0u have to do to win it would be wouldn't it? Yes. foolish to try, The A announcer had a bully time last night. He was managing a symphony from Carnegie Hall and in between the movements he gave ts an illuminating lecture on the lives of some of the great composers.

Wish we could roll those swell musical terms around our tongue like he does! If we could say "scherzo" and "ro-manza" Ills way. we'd almost feel like going into the announcer business ourselves. Have you noticed the increasing popularity of the song "Drink to Ale only With Thine Kyes It Was given again last night 44th time this week) and from Jersey at that! It was the guilty station and the Metropolitan Male Chorus did tho warbling. We observed that male chorus tenors are still at their old tricks. Kver since male choruses were started by Adam, Cain and Abe! the tenors have always tried to drown out the other singers.

This is especially true of second tenors. John Amans could have had the freedom of the city last night when he finished bis very remarkable flute solo with the Philharmonic Society of New York at Carnegie Hall. The applause of the audience caused our loud speaker to emit a racket like an old-fashioned Democratic convention. We almost felt like taking the subway over to Manhattan to see if Carnegie Hall was still standing, but we refrained. We are curious, but not quite as bad as that.

A BAD liHEAK. "Do you know anything about automobile brakes'?" "Well. I should say I do. I made an awful one yesterday. I asked the flapper who was riding to town with me if she would go for a spin, and she said no.

Just let. her out at a certain corner, as her husband was a traffic officer there." Florida Times-Union. RADIO PROGRAMS THE EAGLE SUGGESTS MUSICAL. A 7:40 p.m. William Detlef, pianist.

A 8:30 p.m. The Kaltenborn otrlng Quartet ftura Hunter College. EDUCATIONAL. A 5:23 p.m. "America, the -World's Best Hope," by William D.

Bosler. 8:00 p.m. "Problems of Crime," by Dr. H. P.

Falrchild of N. T. U. RELIGIOUS SERVICES. A 7:00 p.m.

New York Federation of Churches DANCE MUSIC. 10:30 p.m. Theodore's Hotel Majestic Dance Orchestra. 11:00 p.m. Wolfe's Hotel Knickerbocker Grill Orchestra.

DINNER ADDRESES. 9:30 p.m. Non-Partisan League dinner from Hotel Biltmore. March "0. J.

M. QUINN 1227 Broadway, Brooklyn AMUSEMENTS MANHATTAN. The Comedy Hit ot tht Season SPRING CLEANING With Violet ftmlns, Rstella TVInwoott, Arthur Byron, A. E. Matthewai Othara APflTTll W.

42d St Bvaa. ttl aXUXJiU Mats. Wed. and Sat. at 1:1 MADGB KK.VNKDY DftODV witi.

w. c. fields in rUrrt Biggest Musical Comedy Bill of theTear Geo. Chooa' Screamlner Musical Comedy MR. BATTLING BUTTLES With William Kent Charles Bnifka Mais.

Wed, and Sat. ANDRE HARLOT'S REVUE OF 1924 -ih BKATRICB MI.LIE, OEBTBtTDI LAWKKM K. and JACK BCCIHANAM (1'he Revue Intimate) TTMT.S SCI W. 4 2d St. BTaa Washington Heights Musical Club ORGANISTS' OPEN MEETING AT A ROMA KALI, THIS KVKVINO.

MARCH AT OKOANIRTS: rrnnk Stewart Adams, A. A. O. Ow Jtuth Barrett, A. A.

O. O. Mlllnn Carrentfr. F. A.

Q. O. ASSISTING ARTISTS! Kthel Grow, Conlralto. Hutli Keniper, Violinist, t'liasles llaublel. Pianist.

Itubcrl l.owrey. pianist. Atlniission by Inxitattoa. Address. Miss J.

R. Cathcart. President, 200 W. 67th St. Tel.

circle 10117. NATIONAL Thea-41 st- w-of B'y- nniiuiini.WRs Thurs. and Bat. at 1 "Mwrniftcrnt find stlrrinff entrtHlnmaft tl.ruujti.otit." Heywood Broun. N.T.

WorlA WALTER-HAMPDEN In CYRANO de BBBOERAO MAIL ORDERS 4 WEEKS AHEAD IGWERCItOV MARCH 17-22 central 1 10 A.M. 10.30P.M. fcf PALACE. JOHN 7th HEAVEN GOLDEN "ROOTTT rt fith s- Ev- 8:30. Mats.

uuuAii WcdneBday ftnd Saturday, 2:19 48TH ST. THEATRE s' "'z JAMES K. HACKETT in MACBETH AN ARTISTIC TRU'Mrif Four Weeks Only. Curtain 8:30 BELMONT 4Sih K. -f B'waf, Eva.

8:30. Mats. Tliurs. and BELASCO w- 44111 Bvs. 8:301 I.a.t ThiirE nnH Pat.

M'eeK LIONEL BARRYMORE yfgl? XAlfill. CLOWN. LAUliHl" Winter Garden'1-. M.t. tu.

Now York GrcHtmt TOPICS OF i9za PlattnnnoB tn. B. of B'way. Bry. IMI The SHOW-OFF Tllli 405IKUY CEM OF TUB TEAR.

mUT 48 gt e. of B'way. Eva. Mats. -Wednesday A Saturday, A sparkling new comedy of love sat THE SWAN royalty by Jaolnar it.

F. Keith'. NHW IOBK MAT. TODAT LHIPPODROME ht. WONUKRSMOVt r.7 77, ZS at two.

EVBRY NlfB 1 000 Oreo. 1 Seat. TP Theutre, W. 4M St. Eva, 8:30 Muta.

Wed. and at 2:30 HULL-BUN I EK HEAVEN The Shame Woman rfYMTTIV 41st, K. of B'y. Eva, 7 WEST 48TII ST. Erea.

A Mats. Wed. and Sat. at OUTWARD BOUND I TrTr VJ West 45th St. Eva.

t.tl Set the wife lis QfTTrRTTlT 44. W. of B'wny. Ev.SrlS OHUJ3JJXiXshjM. Mats.

Sa ARTISTS and MODELS SI Cjk MONTH DALY'S 63d St. DUM WHITE CARGO B. DICKSTEIN" forty thieves, a scofflaw'a nightmare and Alice In Wonderland a potent cinematic concoction stirred with a maglo wand. Here is reflected the dizzy soaring of the flight of a crea-llvo genius fancy boundless. Inspiring in its magnitude, enormous in its conception.

Fairbanks has taken tho lore of the fairies and made of it a national box-office anthem. "Tho Thief of Bagdad" impresses one not so mnch with the enchanting romance or the marvelous fcals of aerobatics performed by the agile Mr. Fairbanks, but rather for the gorgeous settings, the scenes of mythical beauty, than which there has never been any njoro bewitching in the cinema. Time and again tho ultra-select first night audience burt.t into entliusinstlc applause as these fairy-like scenes were flashed upon the screen at the Liberty. Ona sees tho Utopian City of Bagdad rising out of nothing, like a glimpse into an opium eater's dream.

There is the Crystal City 'neath the sea, the Cavern of Fire in which tho prince, like St. George, must slay green-eyed and flre-belch-ing monsters to reach his fairy princess. Here ho discovers the famed flying horse on which he rides through the clouds to tho castle of his There is the epl-sodo of the Magic Carpet which carries its owner swiftly through the heavens to whatever destination he may command il, and the magic rope with which its possessor can scale any wall. Fairbanks leaves nothing to tho imagination. He brings back to us all our childish illusions and makes us believe that they were as real as life.

But who goes to the theater to be disillusioned From heavenly heights to leagues beneath the sea the incomparable Doug rides, dives, vaults and romps in a manner even to belittle his antics in "Robin Hood." In most ot his scenes he appears stripped to the waist line, garbed only in flimsy pantaloons, exhibiting surprising breadth of bronzed chest anil muscular arms. It did look at times as though Mr. Fairbanks took a particular delight in displayiug to his ndmiring followers various parts of his walnut-stained anatomy. He liked to pose, too, in silhouette, the better to emphasize his lissom physique. But Doug is a well preserved man for all of his 42 years and one cannot be too hard on him for trying lo show it to 1 advantage, lie looked as trim as a muscle dancer, Juliaune Johnson, who plays the role of the I'rineess, is stunningly beautiful.

Most of the time she wears a harem veil which accentuates her bewitching blue-grey eyes. Miss Johnston can do more with those wonderful orbs than the most alluring vamp could with incense and pink lights. However, she enjoys a distinct advantage in that sh'j is Iht only Caucasian female in the cast. There are no others with whom to base a comparison. Anna Wong, an intoxicating kites flower of the Orient, is tho Mongol Slave and can give cards and spades to all the other Chinese lilies in I he field.

She furnishes one of the outstanding personalities in this new Fairbanks film. Is splendid as tho Mongol Prince and Snitz Edwards, as the evil associate of The Thief, is also deserving of much credit for his very effeellve interpretation of the role. And, In handing out the bouquets, one should not overlook the conlributions of William Cameron Menzales and Irvin J. Martin, who designed the settings. If for nothing else, "The Thief of Bagdad" is well worth seeing Just for the artistry of these designers.

There's a. treat in store for six million New Yorkers am) three million suburbanites at the Liberty Thtater. Anil there'll be a hundred million others waiting their chances after Gotham has had its till. Atwater Kent "Radiodyne" J. M.

QUINN 1227 BROADWAY, BROOKLYN WE RECOMMEND NEUTRODYNE Visit our demonstration parlor any evening till 10 o'clock and let us tell you the ailvantnes 'if cmr 5-DAY HI A I. 11. AN. Distant sfarinns can be heard on Loud Speaker at our stort'. Flatbush Brooklyn Opp I.

I. R. It. Terminal (Sterling 6343 Sterling 3324 Heart of Paddy Whack." AMUSEMENTS BROOKLYN. A HTCTir M.Vl'INKr.S nine jik- m.

WEU. HAI. GREENWICH VILLAGE FOLLIES JIISTKR GALLAGHER MIPTKR and SHE AN Riimlny: 3 B. Kcttli fonrfrls 3 if Week Seuts Now Dime WITH ORIGINAL NEW YORK CAST ORKATWT COMKI1Y BIM. OF "Si-e Aiiierlea l-'irxt," with l.eo llontu'lly; Tril Belty llfnly.

Jnrk MeLiillen "Hurnh." "Sneemtinu 'Joes." Muran Murk, asey Wnrren, Others. ST. I'AT KICK'S WKICK t'onifilv Cnniiral Rl Til KOYB, CLARK IIUKOM AN, Ted Hetty Ileuly, "Synropntlnif Tnpn, IMnl MUlnmn Ailcled Comply Features i AV a Mi- Vf K. SMIIL 'H I I- i.r.oiu.i;; wood, hahv BERTHA KALICH "TUB KKKIT.KH BONATA Commenclnfj rxt Monday i ll'nfc Only. i'rftnirre prrforniann; of lr ('arltnn'ii tiical ensution.

ir i tr .1 ins to "Irvnr" and cast of 100 utd tHutt-niihty Wautifvl Oirln. BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC I'erfornmnrri Only MARCH 29 Matinee and Night New anil Old monies CniiiiMiiiy Artists I)irer'n Wlllium M.irris Mi. in' si.oo irins Tm) -MAT. SI.50, 1, ijc. (Suits Now) Tl l-Jn TMI "DOWN r.lMKHK'K WAV Week of Mureh "1 OHKV ICR AFTER" AMUSEMENTS BROOKLYN.

0 A I'OFI I.AR. MATS. WHO. SAT. LI- A I ml A I It in ANC AN iel Meek Lionel llarrvninre in "l.niiKlr, 1 town, l.ililsh" CAMEO THEATRE r'nwtrrt Park nay A v.

Mother to Guide Her LOEWS THOMAS MEIGHAN ITTTakJ'" "A'1'1 PiMr Miilone" IKWi V.S ARMS MOOTIUUfD XNLTC l.nl.i (nrl.e SoiiiH. Othn. I0EW tftJUTONSMl i flLI HF.V INt.lt MS "StARAMOI Hi1 OTA Jny mnl I'uTton ftm. lint. y( Tel.

i 42117 I Dullj TflV "RTTTT-fi rn With limy roitiin" SnonoM Kundiiy Concerts Anmteurs Tups, fci-e, t'iiiintrv Wtore Tliurxlny Ke. Sir Caine'ti DREVOORl BFFCRD AVENUE llerltert Kiih Iintnn In "Sttileil Seerets" At ark FLOWING GOLD YTPAVll Anns MKsnn. Mlllnn Kills, Crilerlon "rt'l. linn' tlnin-lBKLYNJ t. t'HIHI I-I KAMI OKI II.

TELLER'S HUBERT MAT. WED. nKHY rim S0 THIS IS LONDON Next IIAI OI.I OTT TMPTPF Rnlpli 'oliimhi iittiiaii Biishniek Iturlesque CDTTTTV TTTW17C With Next Week A fl I'hone COM'MIIIA Rterllnit 0011 I III Itl.lXH 15 PTTWWTWfl WTT.Tl ten til rl OK Y'nllerHii'g linliHn Leonnnls 2 HIO SUNDAY tONt KKTS i LC3AD77l mail to kindle thefire in his furnace lor i no rvav ui mo Prof. Home gave us a few hot tips on how to be happy. We are so sensltivo to ads in the air that for a while wo were scared stiff for fear the prof, was going to lead up to a nifty little suggestion about th--' tny to be gained from the chewing of' somebody's taffy, but to our great relief he was delivering straight foods.

Prof. Home suggested that a lot of happiness can be found in the four Gospels of the N'ew Testament; the thoughts of Eplctetus (whose name he verv carefully spelled out tnr us). Carlyle's "Sartor Itesartus," books of G. K. Chesterton and Arnold Bennett and old Doc Kliot "The Happy Life." Happiness is the feeling of satisfaction with one's environment," Is the wav the prof, summed it all tip.

Which remark seems to us to be the sum-up of all philosophy. We had to stand for a batch of last night, it being the regular class night at A of Pchuvler Wallace of Columbia. didn't have a syllabus with us. but we followed the tale talk closely. We have been waiting to see if syllabuses would come down, but the price is still $2, and we arc holding off for a drop.

Pr. Wallace said "Hear" and "Americar," and we really don't believe any self-respecting syllabus would stand for that sort of spelling or pronunciation. Otherwise he was verv good, with just enough pep and sna'o to make us take an interest in finding out haw a president is nominated. TPHE EAGLE is making every effort to keep these programs Accurate. Readers observing inaccuracies can greatly help the Radio Editor by dropping him a line calling attention to the inaccuracies.

The Radio Editor of The Eagle will appreciate having his attention called to the omission of programs of stations which are received by Eagle readers. A (Manhattan) 6i0 kc, 49Z m-K 4:00 p.m. Murnftret Bovard, opra 10: Tha Little Shepherd's Souk" (Watts. "The Bittornen of Love" "I Know" (Ferrari). 4:10 p.m.

"Charles W. EliotAn Appreciation of His 9Uth Birthday, Herbert Aatcowitn. 4:20 p.m. Margaret Kopektn, pianist: ffaetume" (Chopin i alts" 'Chopin) "Impromptu" (Chopin); "Japanese Study (P.tdlni. 4:16 p.m.

Marjraret Bovard, In a Gondula" (Clarke); "Wake Up (Phillip); "L.ove of Yestt-ryar" "Carry Me Back to Old Vtrgiuny" 455 p.m. Phiiip Steele, barlton "Tommy Mariftsou; "Nocturne" (Curranj; "Parted" iTostlj. "Vale" (Kuu- p.m. Margaret Kopekin, planlit: Etude" (HetiafciD "Watteau Paepau "Gulhwojrff'i Cakewalk" (De-buMir): -Scherzo" (Chopin). 6:15 p.m.

1'hllip Mcele, barlto-ne: "Treea" (Tourw i "To Mary' (Whit)); "Ntchavo" (Alalia Zucca; "Best the SJ Heart" i-26 p.m. "America, the World Be Hupe." William L. Hosier. p.m. "KWf Help by Co-operative Marketing." Aaron Hapiro.

7:00 p.m. interdenominational Serviree. auspices S. Y. J-'uderation of Churchoa.

frank Goodman presiding. Duet by Mr. Prank H- Merrill, soprano, and Arthur BllHnga Hunt, baritone, "Sometime "Well nderstand" (McOranahan solo by Mis. Vrank H. Merrill, "Not Halt Haa Evnr Been Told" Prcubrey prayer; solo by Arthur Billings Hunt, "The Bird with the Broken address by the Rev.

Clifford Norman Button; duet by Mrs. Merrill and Mr. Hunt. "Soiiih Day the Silver Chord Will Break" (Stabbing). 7 80 p.m.

Sport talk. Thornton Firti-T. 7:40 p.m. William Detlef, pianist: "Tar ftntelle" (Liszt "Magic Fire Seen" from "Die Walkure" (Wagner-Braasin). 8:00 ni.

"Matzota aud the Passove-. bv Rabbi OoldstPln. p.m. William Detlef, pianist: "Pre-ond Polonaise" (Uata); concert paraphrase ttn the waltz "Rosug from ua South," (Ptrausp-SchutD. 8:20 p.m.

"The Trend of Business Conditions," Dudley K. Fowler. 8 p.m. Kaltenborn String Quartet, direct from Hunter College! "Quartet In a Minor op. 29" Tncrinezzo" Owanow); cello solo by Ia.ios Shuk.

"Rtude in Sharp Minor" (Chopin); liy Ui trio, "Saltm-Mllo" (Grieg). :30 p.m. "Columbia Recorder" .9:45 p.m. Trio. 10:15 p.m.

Adelaide Soper, contralto. p.m. Trio. p.m. Adelaide Soper, contralto.

WJZ (Manhattan) (60 kc, 45S 1 p.m. Concert direct from the Wan. a maker Auditorium. p.m. Women's wear talk.

p.m. Mary Perhatch, contralto. 4:30 p.m. "i'or Ail ot by Chaa. D.

Xaaacon- 4:46 p.m. Jack Nelson's program. p.m. "Spring Decorations In White House," by Mrs. Capitola Ash-ortli.

p.m. Ionard T. Ornauer, bass. -5 30 p.m. Agricultural, farm and home reports; Stock Exchange and foreign vx-chantce quotations; news.

p.m. David Cory'a ''Jack Rabbit Stories." 7:30 p.n "Time" Questionnaire. 7:45 p.m. Irving Cliwrin, "Sougs at the riano." 8:00 p.m. "Problems of Crime," by Dr.

Henry P. Talrchtld of New York University. p.m. Organ recital, from "Wana-traker Auditorium. 9:15 p.m.

Talk by George P. Nicholson, city official. p.m. Charles Isaacson concert: Margaret Olson, soprano; Giuseppe Adai.i, Ttollnlst; aiie Hpv. A.

Kntchko, baritone. p.m. Theodore a Hotel Dance Orchestra. WJY (Manhattan) (740 kc, 403 7 30 p.m. "Diet for Children," by Dr.

Lulu Hunt Peters. 7 40 p.rav Wiliest Pmtt, boy soprano. 7:60 p.m. Fred Gerrold, barirone. 8.05 p.m.

"Golf," by Innls Brown. 8:20 p.m. Mayor Uylan Peoples Concert. 9: IB p.m. Short storing by O.

llnry. 10 p.m. Non-partisan League dinner, direct from the Biiunore HoteL Spt-akers: F. Vanderlip, Gen. George Wlci.f r-16am, John Emerson.

11:00 p.m. Wolfe Hotel Knickerbocker Criil Orchestra, WHN (Manhattan) (fl4 kc, 3(10 p.m. Jack Morlns, lnnr, and Lucille Duuiont, "Tou Wantfi Some-nne to Play With." "Happy Co It ritzl Ley ton's Kn prtii inra, "Calif or in, Here I C'in," "Muh Jong," "I'm Coinir South" Harry Pu. i A I in rm, rmgs; Carri" 1'i'hfii, "K'uigr'an Bhapsody." "Lucia (it I.tirnrii'-rin-.or, "Fifth I-nuna Young. "Swpet California Harry Ho.

-a Knt-r-t i rs. 0 30-1 2.00 Lou CoMi Visrwa in f-iv it Orchestra Man-on! Kms ac onl kmi iwtloii; Hara V. Turt'z. v'nfi-l ilwtinns; Writant Utrk-f, t-n, ill l.nzv Pmsiii Urow." "Mv Fair I.m.i.v": Mtiv I.evin. p'siio solos; sum 1 a-'nre Uopiwnd Jic I ouKlaA.

temr; ITarry Itlch'rn ill afwrrlssty; Kindltr Dance Orchestra. 'By MARTIN An Arabian Fantasy. LIBFRTY THEATKK "The Thief of Bag-day," PouKhis Fairbanks' latest production, wrltti'n by Kiton Thomaa, direct-. by Haoul Wal.h. i'hotnKraphy bv Arthur KuVson.

arpnarlo by Lmta Wou1, neltingd by William Cameron nn.l lrvln J. Martin. Presentation Ulido-tbe direction of Morris Gest. THE CAST. The Thief nf Bagdad.

Douplie Falrhank. The F.Ui Assoilale Snits Edwanl. The Holy Man Charles Belcher The Princess Johnston The Mongol HIave Anna Mav Wong The of tho I.uto. Blossom The Slave of tht SunU Board Atta L.i-e The Caliph Brandon Hurm Ills Soothsayer Iu I'm The Mongol Prince Ills Counselor K. 'Nambu His Court AlHKlcian.

Harfninnn The Infllnn Prlnco Johnson 'I he Persian Prince M. Comon Tils AwakiT Charles StevM' The Wwordor The Eunuchs. Weldon. R'ott Mattruw Chnah-B Sylvester. THE Thief of Bagdad, which had a brilliant premlero at the Liberty Theater Tuesday evening, proves all of three things.

First, that Douglas Fairbanks doesn't believe in doing things by halves; second, that what Mr. Fairbanks doesn't know about showman ship Isn't worth knowing; and third, that bigger pictures aren't necessarily better pictures. Tho Ions? heralded film fantasy from the Fairbanks studio is a colorful conglomeration of a Thousand and One Arabian Nights, Ali Balm's is defrayed by tho lower cost of tho set using one stage less of amplification. The operating expense if lower because there are fewer tubes to be fd, the operating cost of tho two-tube set being but two-thirds that of tho three-tube set. In volume and purity of tone tho advantage lies all in favor of the good loudspeaker with the small set because the noises usually amplified by the second stage and the distortion introduced by the overloading nf-the loudspeaker are not present in the good-loudspeaker-small-set arrangement.

If you want to keep the friendship of your neighbors, tone down your loudspeaker. If you think- they would enjoy listening to the programs, a better rtlan is to invite them to your house. A Sap's Fables By Percy Waxman The Movie Actor and Press Agent. IIKRE was once a rich man's son who had been expelled from college, had failed In the insurance business and couldn even sell bonds to personal friends. So he became a movie actor.

With the assistance of a press agent and the prestige of his father's name he was given the leading role in a society drama and every fan magazine carried untrue stories of his career, telling how he was the runaway son of an earl who had been picked up in a ten-foot boat in tho South Seas and trans ported to India where he grew up with the children of a Rajah. There was a lot more in the same vein, every line of which was a lie. Moral: Truth is mor'e of a stran ger than fiction in the movies. Memory Test CAX SOU ANSWER THESIS 1. "Who invented the telegraph? 2.

Why do flowers smell sweeter after a rain 3. What is the difference between iron and steel 4. When did the United States ac quire Alaska? 6. wnere is Ban Answar to Yesterday's Queries. 1.

Georgia was named for Georgj II of Kngland. 2. "Gas" comes from the Dutch "gcest," -meaning ghost, and was the name applied to this substance bv its discoverer, the Dutch chemist, Van Hctmont. 3. John and Sebastian Cabot were the English navigators who are supposed to have discovered the American continent before Columbus.

4. Spring commences at 4:20 p.m.. Eastern standard time, today. 5. Mount Etna is on the Island of Sicily.

Today's Puzzle ANATOMY Add and snhtrflct the narnPS of tin; articles shown, and have, as a sult, the name of a very important part of the human body. What is it? Answer to YestrrdaT's ruzzl A Sl'ilMER OLDER. LOUDER, LOUDER." seems to be the rallying cry of a certain number of fans who are not satisfied unless the loudspeaker is bellowing forth noise, not music, loudly enough to be heard several blocks away. It Is a well-known fact that none of us appreciate tho other fellow's music. The man who will pay $5 to hear the singing of a renowned concert artist will kick like Hie very devil if she were to practice in the next door Tho cornet and other musical instrument performer nuisance is a standing joke in any community.

The sweet young thing who bangs away full-tilt on a piano or sticks a' loud needlo on the phonograph needs no introduction to a long-suffering public. No matter how much you may be enjoying the radio concerts, don't, please don't, add amplification, or a power amplifier and loudspeaker to match, with Hie Idea that tho neighbors should be let In on the program. Hard as it may seem, they will not appreciate your altruistic motive and may be apt to lodge a complaint with the local authorities, reporting you as a public nuisance and a menace to the peace of tho community. Just recently a doctor friend of mine lodged a complaint. "Why is it." he said, "that these radio Morula cannot enjoy their music without annoying everybody in the neighborhood? I like to listen to radio concerts ami have a good set- at homo, so I can't be accused of being against WDAR (Philadelphia) CfiO kc.

39fl 7:30 p.m. Drefim Daddy with the Boy-and Girla. WIP (Philadelphia) (590 kc, 509 p.m. Harold Leonard's Red Jackrts. 6:45 p.m.

Market reports. p.m. Bedtime atorks, roll call for children. p.m. TpntPn services, auspices of Phlia.

Federation, of Churches. 8:15 m. Pitman Male 3 :.10 p.m.. Talk on Women's Homeo pathif11 Hojtpftal. Mrs.

A. K. Grfirory. p.m. Karl Bonowltz, organist, 11:13 p.m.

"feu Weems. Cafj L'AgMon Orchestra. A (Pittsburg.) (920 kc. 326 1:15 m. A Id(tl Symphony Orchestra, Viitor Pauriek.

rondu-'tor. 7:15 p.m. Address by V. Mattlien. 7:40 p.m.

Farmer market reports. p.m. Farm pro-cram. 8:30 p.m. Concert by tho Manuscript So.iety of Pittsburg, Othrdta A verman, pieaiilent.

SoloistM: Marie- Pcitse, Henrietta Meyer Bodycomhc, Myra Gertrude Kinjf, Ruth Iiboii, vioPn quartet, juartf-t lectioni: "Her "A Soup it) Pp. linda." "Su''es." "The Vagabond. So-pniTio hoIos: Tho Nljcht a Thousand Kyes." "The Sandman." "I'uswv Willow," "The Snow Klalt-." -Te4iy Bear." "The Swing," "A Dutch Lullaby" (fhiMren's ofjnt'f Soprano union "To Tou. "Home from School," "Song in the Spring." Violin D'Kte," "'rAU-, S'-ng," "Kesf al Dance." Soprano Th- Halfway House." "Spring in Fl.in-'lern." "Old French Gavotte." "The n-rrmri a)," A'-'ildnff." PiRno Light." "Girtjln an Easter Bonnet." "A Bubble." 3:53 p.m. Time signalj-.

31:30 m. Irfite eoncert. A (I-ittsbiirg, C49 kc, 462 p.m. Conrert. from William Pnn Hotel; Iri'le KHyhee; (lip Rev.

Clyde L. Nevins, addrfse; min.itrel ahow. RsW (Tnrr town, 1,099 kc, 373 p.m. Music; police rportd. Ci BiifTHlo, V.

949 kc, 319 4 fir HO m. Vinrpnt T.opex Hotel Ktetler Dn nc trchent rn n-ws, daily reports; em ploy merit A I (Providenre. R. 1.1U kc, ti'll in. i p.m.

Honolulu Tour. 35 (Springfield, Maw, 90 kc, 337 m. Musie talk, Robert li. Stan-ley hedt line sinry for grown Hps, Orison S. Marden at her me Grave in, pianist; Mildred Hryant, foprano.

1 (Med ford HilUirlt, 833 kc, m. fii-r Hrether Amrad flub, inusie uen a is 'a i. m-hest ra. (Ho-tton, kc, 37fl p.m. 'Colonial Orvii'-stra; Mendelssohn SingerK.

(Uaxhitigton, II. 640 469 fi-oo p.m. Stories for children by Peggy Albion. A (Montreal, 70fl 42Z :30 p.m. Vocal and insf rjitnental con- N'n-a Orchest Her.

hartne; Kdirh M' -1h Rlld Pel- ry S'hierMnger, itiippun. i-r-ader; Iketifc'i- Orches- Current Topics Talks Talk From A AT 8:30 O'CLOCK such enjoyment. Ont any evening, however, the fellow next door, who owns a powerful set. with power am plifier and one of the most powerful types of loudspeakers, opens up his radio barrage so that study Is prac tically out of the question. How he can stand it in the same room is more than I can figure out." To get best results from a set, as little amplification as possible should be used.

It is much better to get a high-grade loudspeaker and uso it with fewer stages of amplification than to get a. big set and use It with a poor loudspeaker, trusting to the amplification to build up the volume. The fewer tubes you use, the less will be the distortion and the better the tono of the received signal. On local stations tho detector stage Is all that is necessary to bring in the programs with pleasing ami not disturbing volume. The use of two stages should never be required except on stations more than COO miles away.

If a speaker Is on the program the volume of sound should be so adjusted that it sounds just as the speaker would sound if he were present in the same room. If an artist ts singing or an orchestra playing, the volume should be adjusted so that it is of the same Intensity as It would be if they were performing In the room. If you are In a small room, considerable volume will Bpoil the tonal effects entirely so that no plensure Is desired from listening to It. The first cost of using a poor loudspeaker with a larger set as against using a very good loudspeaker with smaller set is about tho same, because the added cost of the speaker (Detroit, 1,030 kc, 380 8:39 p.m. Concert.

3 A (Clevelnnd, 770 kc, 390 8:0 p.m. T. M. C. A.

student projrram of "Education and Citizenship," Newton D. Baker. I (Cincinnati, 970 kc, 309 11:00 p.rn, filmponia Fraternity concert; Doherty's Melody Boys. HAS (Touisvllle, Kj- 750 kc, 400 fi :30 p.m. Concert, auspices Miss Ber-nice Lake.

(MemphiR. 600 kc. 500 lii.) 9:30 p.m. Chlura Hotel Orchestra, Mlsfe Clara Ahearn, diret-tlnif. 8 (Atlanta, 710 kc, 429 9:00 p.m.

Atlanta Chapter, Order of De Molay program, Dr. Charles A. Sheldon, city organist. (Chicago, 560 kc, 536 7:50 p.m. Children's bedtime story: educational lecture; Army Staff Band; James Durban, tenor.

A SB (f hirajfo. 560 536 11:00 p.m. Oriole Orchestra. IV A (Chicago, 834 kc, 860 11:00 p.m. Dance program; concert.

I. A (Mlnnrapoila-Ht, Iaol, 719 kc, 417 6:30 E. V. Crew, "Th Dogs of dinner hour concert: "Inheritance. Tax," 1,.

D. Stark; "How to Write Checks," It. W. Williams. (Davenport, O'iO kc, 484 p.m.

Chimes concert, P. S. C. Orchestra; V. B.

Ilochte, baritone. IF (Kan wis City, 730 kc, 411 9:00 p.m. Sweeney Radio Orchestra, direction George Parrlsh Miss ilma BontHfld, soprano; Miss Ben Kennedy, contralto; Cecil McMahan, baritone. 1 A (KansM City, 780 kc, 41 1 7:00 p.m. Address; children's period; orchestra; Nighthawk Frolic; organ recital (St.

I.ouU, 550 kc, 546 9:00 p.m. Band concert, direction X. L. Roy Stockey. A IV (Omalia, 570 kc, 526 10:00 p.m.

World Radio Camp Meeting, E. K. May, commander. A A alius. 610 kc, 476 3:30 p.m.

Talent from Greenville, Tex. A (Ft. Worth, 630 kc, 476 8:30 p.m.Postoffice Quartet; Brass Quartet; Will Foster, organist. (I.o An ire Irs. 760 kc, 35 in.) 9 p.m.

Children's program Arthur Blakciy, organist; Hadlo Orchestra. I (tag Angeles, 640 kc, 469 11:00 p.m. Concert period. (Han Franrliw-o, 710 423 8:30 p.m. Children's hour.

"Bg Brother" Rudy Kelger's Kairmount Hotel Orchestra; 1'acilic Mills College Trio. (Oakland, 960 kc, 312 m) 11:30 p.m. Instrumental ond vocal music. (Portland. 610 kc, 493 11:00 p.m.

Radio plays; Fremont H. S. Orchestra. WEAN (Providence, R. 1,999 kc.

273 m. :00 p.m. Musical program. ft A I (Cincinnati, 970 kc, 309 80 p.m. Chime concert; address.

Dr. Martin Fischerl' music. (Detroit, 580 kc, '517 m) p.m. Dinner" concert from Hotel Tullcr. (Crnana, 111.

8.U kc. 360 p.m. Manoah I.eide. violinist. A (Chicago.

111., 670 448 p.m.' i nti Festival, La Salle Orchestra. Tomorrow's Early Program A (Manhattan). 7 1:00 a.m. Decturo by Zurbtin direct from Town Prof. Charles Tall, auflplca league for Political Jducatlon, and weather reports.

Market WJZ (Manhattan). 12:10 p.m FrlrtHy r.onn Hour of Music from the Jirick Presbyterian Church. 1:00 p.m. Hot-il Ambassador Trio. 2:09 p.m.

Board of Education program. fwark. a.m., of dance an HfOI'-l' Mi, 1 :1 5 p.m. Neil Nag'd, singer and saxophonist: "Mind in' My lit smew," "Sit-ti ii in a Corner." "1 Going Hou'h," "You," "Wonderful (Newark.) m. Kh'Hnor Klump, soprano-.

iKive Tou Truly'" Bond i "Wake Cp" i 'Ito Chimney ('nrn'T' (Sowiitu: "Plnp to riloep" "Becau?" Ij' I fardrlut p.m. Readings by Anna C. Mnc-Donald. 3:00 p.m. Roland Younr.

star of the "Bi'grar on Horst-bftck." "From ArrhHcct to A- tor." I WOR (Newark) (740 kc, 405 8:00 p.m. Mm. Henry C'larkft Coe. Investments" Mlsa Clara Salem, "Are Tou Lonesome?" 3:30 p.m. S.

J. Gaurtlo, planlat: "Vai. 8Pr" (Hantini), "Anrlante Ul lJaaslone" and "Fantaania (Gaudlot. 3:45 p.m. Marjorie Fonts, soprano.

p.m. Albert E. Sonn. "Radio for the Layman." 6:80 p.m. "Muelc TVhlle Tou Ilne," Tom Cooper's Country Club Orchestra.

WBS (Newark) (834 he. SHO m) p.m. Jimmy Shearer. sinjr-injr and playing: "Pebbles," "You tan Mak Hay 'hil th Sun Shines." Hardline I-nke WaH.K." Jimmy Shar ers Entertainers. WAAM (Newark) (1,140 kc, 263 7:00 p.m.

Allen Strand's Mclorly urrhstra: "Down South." "TilE My iJreaiTid C'oTiie True." "You Can't Make a Out of Air," "Hula Lou," "Ain't Yon A ali a med "Running AVild," "AVon-dorful One," "Dream Jaddy," 7:45 p.m. "SI Ivor Selection," Capt. Georgq E. Fahya Jr. 8:10 p.m.

Brunswick Mala Quartet. 8:15 p.m. Marftrulmtt Trio "Itosfg of Piranty. "Ave Mm ria," ifrhty L.ak a Ftose," selections from "Sometime." p.m. "Eating Our Way to Health," Dr.

O. A. Lowenstein, dietitian. 8:45 p.m. Frarry (jolub and Jf-k Palmer: "Nobody Mh but My Mother." ma's Gone, Goodbye," "Head in' for a Weddin' Down in Dixie." 9:00 p.m.

Vi'tor Wilbur. baritone: "After Ail." "WalkIM 1 Calling Me." "My Daddy's Dream time Luilaby." 9:15 p.m. Dr. Arthur W. Brooks.

9:45 p.m. Fntzl Leyton, "You Me Out In the Rain," "That Bran' New Man o' Mine," "I'm Going South. p.m. Frank K. EfTlnRer.

radio enjf ineer, "Shooting Trouble In the 10:15 p.m. Carolina Ramblers' Orfhei-tra, direction of Arthur Richter: "Sunshine of "My Dream Moon," A lone." "Hie "Sunki't Rose." "Lovb Is Just a Flower," "Waiting for the Rainbow," "In a Tent." "California, Here I "Sweet California." "Alonur the Old J-ake Trail," "Home In Pasadena." WGY (Schenectady) 7RO 380 nO i S0 p.m. Dinner music, Romano a Orcheati a. 7:4 p.m. Baldork Double Quartet.

WOO (Philadelphia) (590 309 9 ii r. etc. VVFI (Philadelphia) 7'0 in p.r Pal." by i 30 for.l ir tho Kiddies' hb Li pub of piitn im. -Myt-r i.m, Bel levue -St rat- p. mi Bo-and Council, pr Troop S'-oui bv Velvet -Tone Radio and by Philadf Iphiu ScfmiUr.

Musit-( ire-hestra: T. tit flonsrs by Troop, hncn A'liuiis, violin and SmulH G. and H. Fryh rn. W-mif n' trn, J.

I- tnry tifff by h-! ST, 1,0 p.m. Syn.i.hoTii tr.i. Stout Bt-ieciions by phony Orchs-ii tor. Explana- Brooklyn Daily Eagle Mr. Kaltenborn's Next TUESDAY EVENING I'AKK MAlE.A DOW MOW TOMORROW rinnnv.

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Rokits. riiiino lltiiunifrtriii. llriiiiiH of Jeopardy. The Karhe i hiniCHuv. Klnnrs I.

Av.tflcmi Ifunter. Went of Hie ar Tower. Wealey Parry i l.indrn, t1 Flatbush A v. IVrry The Man Life Tanned By. Johnny Hlnes Mitlwoml.

Av. .1 K. lnih St ltarr more. of Women Wm. H.

Hart New kirk. K. 16St.fr New kirk. Mary arr. On the liinki or the Watiiinh.

The Same I'ark-aide. 7- Flatbush A v. A Pfii't ('nil It l.ove The Hame fiiulio, 10S5 Flatbush Av. Joliimy llini ondnctor 1 V.ii The tjama ItlSllWirK SKCTIO.N Colnnlal. Bar Chatinrry.

fnne oak. The I.iillnhy Irene "Rich lialsey. imay Halscy St. ItarthelmeHH. Twenty-one; nlno Vaudeville (tKKKM'OINT KKCTION Greenpolnt, P25 Manhit.

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